1 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:39,473 [ Engine Starts ] 2 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:46,780 [ Boy ] FIVE YEARS AGO, MY DAD LEFT. 3 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:51,152 HE SAID HE LOVED ME AND MY MOM, BUT HE NEEDED HIS OWN SPACE. 4 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:55,256 HE TOOK HIS SECRETARY ALONG WITH HIM. 5 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:59,460 HE SAID HE NEEDED SOMEONE TO ANSWER HIS PHONE CALLS. 6 00:01:00,628 --> 00:01:03,931 HE PROMISED TO COME VISIT ME FROM TIME TO TIME. 7 00:01:03,964 --> 00:01:07,000 BUT HE WAS NEVER VERY GOOD AT KEEPING PROMISES. 8 00:01:15,143 --> 00:01:17,878 MY MOM WAS REALLY UPSET. 9 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,481 BUT I TOLD HER WE STILL HAD EACH OTHER. 10 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:23,251 AND I'D LOOK AFTER HER AS LONG AS I LIVED. 11 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:30,491 WE DECIDED TO START ALL OVER AGAIN. 12 00:01:33,161 --> 00:01:35,163 A WHOLE NEW LIFE. 13 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:45,706 SO WE MOVED INTO A SMALL LOFT APARTMENT DOWNTOWN. 14 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:56,650 IT WAS PRETTY GROSS AT FIRST. 15 00:01:56,684 --> 00:02:01,021 BUT MY MOM'S REAL CREATIVE, AND SHE TURNED IT INTO A HOME IN NO TIME. 16 00:02:04,192 --> 00:02:09,530 SHE EVEN CREATED A KIND OF BACKYARD GARDEN ON THE ROOF WHERE I COULD PLAY. 17 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:22,276 AFTER A WHILE, SHE GOT OVER MY FATHER LEAVING. 18 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:24,212 I DID TOO. 19 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:28,549 EVENTUALLY, SHE STARTED DATING AGAIN. 20 00:02:29,217 --> 00:02:31,552 BUT THEY WERE ALL JERKS. 21 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:38,158 AND THEY NEVER LASTED LONG. 22 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:43,997 AND EVENTUALLY, WE WOULD GO BACK TO THE WAY THINGS WERE. 23 00:02:44,031 --> 00:02:46,234 JUST THE TWO OF US. 24 00:02:48,068 --> 00:02:50,238 I LIKED IT THAT WAY. 25 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:56,644 WE STARTED MAKING A COLLAGE FROM THINGS WE FOUND ON THE BEACH... 26 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:59,179 TO TAKE OUR MINDS OFF EVERYTHING THAT HAD HAPPENED. 27 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:02,216 WE'VE BEEN DOING IT NOW FOR ALMOST FIVE YEARS. 28 00:03:03,751 --> 00:03:06,220 MY MOM SAYS WE'LL FINISH IT SOMEDAY. 29 00:03:06,254 --> 00:03:08,889 UP TOP. RIGHT THERE. 30 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:17,164 THEN TWO WEEKS AGO, THE WORSE THING IN THE WORLD HAPPENED. 31 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:20,401 MY MOM TOLD ME SHE WANTED TO GET MARRIED AGAIN. 32 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:23,170 JUST WHEN WE GET OUR LIFE BACK TOGETHER, 33 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,606 SHE HAS TO GO AND DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 34 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:28,609 YOU'D THINK BY NOW SHE WOULD HAVE LEARNED HER LESSON. 35 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:40,388 I DON'T CARE HOW OLD I GET, I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND WOMAN. 36 00:03:45,793 --> 00:03:50,130 [ Man ] THE FEDERAL DISTRICT COURT OF THE STATE OF WASHINGTON IS NOW IN SESSION. 37 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:52,165 THE DEFENDANT WILL RISE. 38 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:55,436 [ Judge ] FRANCES JAMES RENDA, 39 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:59,273 [ Whispering ] YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND GUILTY OF THE CRIME... 40 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:02,209 OF TRAFFICKING IN NARCOTICS. 41 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:07,114 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY TO THIS COURT BEFORE A SENTENCE IS PASSED ? 42 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:11,285 YES, YOUR HONOR. I WANT TO THANK THE PROSECUTING ATTORNEY... 43 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:14,288 FOR GIVING ME A FAIR TRIAL. 44 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:18,892 I WANT HIM TO KNOW THERE ARE NO HARD FEELINGS IN SPITE OF THE OUTCOME. 45 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:22,963 AND I ALSO WISH HIM A LOT OF LUCK IN HIS FUTURE ENDEAVORS. 46 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:26,800 YOUR HONOR, PROSECUTING ATTORNEY WOULD LIKE TO KNOW... 47 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:29,002 IF THE DEFENDANT'S REMARKS ARE IN THE NATURE OF A THREAT. 48 00:04:29,036 --> 00:04:33,307 THE PROSECUTING ATTORNEY HAS ME ALL WRONG, YOUR HONOR. 49 00:04:33,341 --> 00:04:36,310 I'M A HARMLESS OLD MAN. I DON'T MAKE THREATS. 50 00:04:36,344 --> 00:04:39,313 WELL, THAT'S GOOD, BECAUSE FOR A MOMENT THERE, 51 00:04:39,347 --> 00:04:42,450 THE PROSECUTING ATTORNEY WAS REALLY, REALLY SCARED. 52 00:04:42,483 --> 00:04:44,985 [ Laughter ] THAT WILL DO, MR. STURGES. 53 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:48,288 THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR. NOW, IF YOU TWO GENTLEMEN ARE FINISHED, 54 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:50,758 I'D LIKE TO PRONOUNCE SENTENCE. 55 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,793 FRANCES JAMES RENDA, 56 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:57,130 IT IS THE JUDGMENT OF THIS COURT THAT YOU SERVE NOT LESS THAN 50 YEARS... 57 00:04:57,164 --> 00:05:01,469 IN THE FEDERAL CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTE AT SHERIDAN, OREGON. 58 00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:03,804 THIS COURT IS ADJOURNED. 59 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:07,040 BAILIFF [ All rise ] WE'LL APPEAL THIS. DON'T WORRY. 60 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:09,176 WE'LL APPEAL, HUH ? 61 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:11,812 CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY. CONGRATULATIONS, JACK. YOU'RE THE BEST. 62 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,981 THAT'S ONE MORE PIECE OF GARBAGE OFF THE STREET. 63 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:17,918 MR. RENDA, THIS WAY PLEASE. 64 00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:27,327 WELL, THAT'S DONE. WE CAN GO. 65 00:05:27,361 --> 00:05:32,065 HEY, STURGES, YOU THINK YOU'RE PRETTY TOUGH, DON'T YOU ? 66 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:35,235 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, COUNSELOR. 67 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:39,206 YOU MAY BE ON TOP OF THE SITUATION NOW, BUT KEEP IN MIND... 68 00:05:39,239 --> 00:05:42,209 THINGS HAVE A WAY OF COMIN' AROUND. 69 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:44,211 KNOW WHAT I MEAN ? 70 00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:47,080 WELL, JOEY, IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT COMES AROUND, 71 00:05:47,114 --> 00:05:49,349 I'M GONNA STEP ON YOU LIKE A BUG. 72 00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:51,385 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ? 73 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:00,060 WHO WAS THAT GUY ? 74 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:03,363 THAT'S FRANK'S SON JOEY. HE LOOKS DANGEROUS. 75 00:06:03,397 --> 00:06:06,900 I'VE DEALT WITH A HUNDRED OF THESE GUYS. THEY'RE JUST CHEAP HOODS IN EXPENSIVE SUITS. 76 00:06:06,934 --> 00:06:09,269 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO TALK ABOUT. 77 00:06:10,471 --> 00:06:12,873 I'M GONNA GET THIS GUY. 78 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:21,949 I THOUGHT I'D BRING MY STUFF OVER AROUND NOON TOMORROW. IS THAT OKAY ? 79 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:23,951 MMM. SURE. 80 00:06:28,489 --> 00:06:31,459 YOU HAVE ROOM FOR MY BIG BALL OF USED DENTAL FLOSS OR NOT ? 81 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:33,561 OH, I'M SURE WE'LL FIND ROOM FOR IT. 82 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:36,296 BEEN SAVING IT SINCE I WAS THREE YEARS OLD. 83 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:39,867 HATE TO SEPARATE FROM IT. IT MUST BE ABOUT 400 POUNDS NOW. 84 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,969 WHAT ? WHAT'D YOU SAY YOU WERE BRINING ? 85 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:46,907 NOTHING. I JUST WANTED TO GET YOUR ATTENTION. YOU'VE BEEN DISTRACTED ALL DAY. 86 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:49,610 IS IT THE OPENING OF YOUR SHOW OR IS SOMETHING ELSE BOTHERING YOU ? 87 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:54,247 NO. NO, I GUESS I'VE JUST BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU MOVING IN WITH ME AND BEN. 88 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:56,316 YOU'RE NOT HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS, ARE YOU ? NO. 89 00:06:56,349 --> 00:06:59,219 NO. I WANT YOU TO MOVE IN. IT'S BEN. 90 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,254 WHAT ? IT'S BEN ? 91 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:04,958 WAIT-WAIT-WAIT A MINUTE. 92 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:07,227 BEN DOESN'T WANT ME TO MOVE IN ? 93 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:10,330 NO, I GUESS HE'S JUST NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THE IDEA YET. 94 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:13,601 OH, WELL, IF THAT'S ALL YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT, RELAX. 95 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:15,936 I KNEW BEN WOULD HAVE THOSE FEELINGS. 96 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:20,140 SO I WENT OUT AND GOT JUST ABOUT EVERY BOOK I COULD FIND ON STEP-PARENTING. 97 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:22,142 PRACTICALLY AN EXPERT. 98 00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:25,913 THIS IS ALL ABOUT SEX, ISN'T IT ? 99 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:28,148 PLEASE, BEN, I'M YOUR MOTHER ! 100 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:30,150 YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND. 101 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:33,086 I ALREADY KNOW THAT WOMEN REACH THEIR SEXUAL PEAK IN THEIR 30s. 102 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,088 WHERE DID YOU PICK UP THAT KIND OF STUFF ? 103 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:38,091 DONAHUE. 104 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:40,628 I'M GETTING RID OF THE TELEVISION SET. 105 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:43,964 HEY, HOW ABOUT THIS ? OH, GOOD ONE. 106 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:46,967 ANYWAY, IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT SEX. 107 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,336 I THINK IT'D BE A GOOD IDEA FOR YOU TO HAVE AN ADULT MALE... 108 00:07:49,369 --> 00:07:51,939 AROUND THE HOUSE AS A ROLE MODEL. 109 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:56,009 WELL, WHAT IF HE TURNS OUT TO BE LIKE DAD AND SPLITS WITH HIS SECRETARY ? 110 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:58,311 HE'S NOT LIKE YOUR DAD. 111 00:07:58,345 --> 00:08:00,614 ANYWAY, HIS SECRETARY'S ABOUT 100 YEARS OLD. 112 00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:03,050 YEAH, WELL, WHAT IF HE TURNS OUT TO BE A SERIAL KILLER... 113 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:05,052 AND TRIES TO BOIL OUR HEADS IN ACID ? 114 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:08,956 YOU'RE STRETCHING, BENJAMIN. THAT COULD HAPPEN. 115 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:12,125 THIS IS JUST A TRIAL PERIOD. AND JACK'S GONNA KEEP HIS OWN APARTMENT. 116 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:15,195 SO IF FOR SOME REASON THINGS DON'T WORK OUT, 117 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:17,197 HE'LL GO BACK TO HIS PLACE. 118 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:20,000 AND YOU AND I WILL GO BACK TO THE WAY WE WERE. 119 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:22,002 OKAY ? 120 00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:25,405 DID YOU KNOW HE ACTUALLY IRONS HIS JEANS ? 121 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:30,043 YES. AND I'M SURE YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME THAT MAKES HIM AN AXE MURDERER. 122 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:33,681 WELL, I DON'T KNOW THAT FOR SURE. 123 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:36,684 ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT A COMPULSION LIKE THAT... 124 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:40,253 GENERALLY INDICATES A DEEPER PSYCHOSIS. 125 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:44,391 I HEARD IT ON GERALDO. 126 00:08:44,424 --> 00:08:48,562 [ Sighing ] 127 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:51,932 LOOK, BEN. 128 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:56,203 I LOVE JACK AND I'D LIKE TO HAVE A HUSBAND AGAIN. 129 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:59,239 BUT YOU'RE THE MOST IMPORTANT MAN IN MY LIFE. 130 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:03,944 AND IF IT DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU, IT DOESN'T WORK FOR ME. 131 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:06,947 OKAY ? OKAY ? 132 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:10,718 YEAH, OKAY. 133 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:17,224 BUT I STILL THINK HE MIGHT TRY AND BOIL OUR HEADS IN ACID. 134 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:26,634 I KNEW IT. 135 00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:37,510 LET'S SEE. STURGES. STURGES. 136 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:41,414 HMMM. NOT HERE. 137 00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:44,484 IT DOESN'T MEAN HE'S NOT A SERIAL KILLER. 138 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:46,987 IT JUST MEANS THEY HAVEN'T CAUGHT HIM YET. 139 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,989 [ Door Opening, Laughing ] 140 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:54,494 BEN, CAN YOU GIVE US A HAND ? 141 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:58,799 I'VE GOT A SORE BACK. MY DOCTOR SAYS I SHOULDN'T DO ANY HEAVY LIFTING. 142 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:02,269 PERHAPS YOU CAN DO SOMETHING LIGHT LIKE MAKE SOME ROOM FOR JACK'S THINGS... 143 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,471 IN THE CLOSET UNDER THE STAIRS. 144 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:07,775 BUT THAT'S WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE STUFF WE COLLECT ON THE BEACH. 145 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:11,011 WELL, WE CAN PUT IT SOMEWHERE ELSE FOR THE TIME BEING. 146 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:13,146 BUT IT'S IMPORTANT STUFF. 147 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:15,683 IT'LL BE FINE IF WE PUT IT SOMEWHERE ELSE. 148 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:18,819 OH, THAT'S OKAY. I DON'T NEED TO UNPACK ALL MY STUFF RIGHT NOW. 149 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:21,621 I CAN JUST HOLD THIS. IT'S MORE CONVENIENT IF I NEED TO GET ANYTHING. 150 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:24,491 NO, IT'S NO TROUBLE. IS IT, BENJAMIN ? 151 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,729 NO. 152 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:32,532 IT'S NO TROUBLE. 153 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,705 THANKS, BENNY. I APPRECIATE IT. 154 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:41,541 HE'S CALLING ME BENNY ALREADY. 155 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:50,517 I MEANT TO TELL YOU. HE HATES TO BE CALLED BENNY. 156 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:52,652 NO BENNY ? THANKS, BEN. 157 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:03,530 [ Jack ] * SOMEONE'S IN THE KITCHEN WITH DINAH * 158 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:06,366 * SOMEONE'S IN THE KITCHEN I KNOW * 159 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:09,803 * SOMEONE'S IN THE KITCHEN WITH DINAH * 160 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:12,405 JACK ! COME ON, JACK ! * STRUMMING ON THE OL' BANJO 161 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:14,407 ARE YOU GONNA BE IN THERE ALL NIGHT ? * I'M SINGIN' 162 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:19,679 * FEE, FI, FIDDLY-I-OH FEE, FI FIDDLY-I-OH-OH-OH * 163 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:24,752 * FEE, FI FIDDLY-I-OH STRUMMING ON THE OL' BANJO * 164 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:27,587 * OH, DINAH, WON'T YOU BLOW DINAH, WON'T YOU BLOW * 165 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:30,791 * DINAH, WON'T YOU BLOW-- [ Screaming ] 166 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,761 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HOT WATER ? 167 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:37,530 IT'S AN OLD BUILDING, JACK. SOMETIMES THE WATER JUST CUTS RIGHT OUT. YOU NEVER KNOW. 168 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:47,540 BEN, I WAS SHOWERING. I'M COVERED WITH SOAP. COULD I JUST COME IN ? 169 00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:49,843 [ Sighs, Giggles ] 170 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,512 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 171 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,915 BEN LOCKED ME OUT OF THE BATHROOM. 172 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:57,584 YOU DON'T THINK HE DID IT ON PURPOSE, DO YOU ? 173 00:11:57,617 --> 00:12:02,289 'COURSE NOT. I'LL GET YOU A TOWEL. 174 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,227 UGH ! 175 00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:12,299 WHOA ! WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF ? 176 00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:19,272 [ Coughing ] UHH ! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS GUY ? 177 00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:21,474 IS HE DECOMPOSING OR SOMETHING ? 178 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:29,449 ALLERGY MEDICINE ? GREAT. 179 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:33,453 HE SMELLS BAD AND HE'S A WIMP. WHAT A ROLE MODEL. 180 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:37,290 HEY, MOM, WHERE'S MY TOOTHPASTE ? 181 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:39,827 I CAN'T FIND ANY OF MY STUFF ! 182 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:47,968 EXCUSE ME. DO YOU GUYS HAVE TO DO THAT ? 183 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:51,638 SORRY. CAN'T RESIST A PRETTY GIRL. 184 00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:53,640 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, BUDDY ? 185 00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:56,810 I'M 11. I HATE GIRLS. 186 00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:59,679 OH, RIGHT, OF COURSE. 187 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:03,450 I USED TO BE 11 MYSELF. I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN. 188 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,752 COOTIES, RIGHT ? 189 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,821 YEAH, RIGHT, COOTIES. 190 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:10,924 MOM, I CAN'T FIND MY TOOTHPASTE. I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING. ALL MY STUFF'S GONE. 191 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:15,662 IT'S NOT GONE. I PUT IT IN THE CABINET ON THE FLOOR. WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR ? 192 00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:20,200 BECAUSE JACK'S TALLER, SO IT MAKES MORE SENSE FOR HIS STUFF TO BE UP IN THE MEDICINE CHEST. 193 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:21,601 BUT, MOM-- 194 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:25,372 IT'S NOT GOING TO KILL YOU FOR YOUR TOOTHPASTE TO BE IN THE CABINET. 195 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,975 DON'T GIVE ME THAT FACE ! 196 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:30,577 WE ALL HAVE TO MAKE SOME ADJUSTMENTS AROUND HERE. 197 00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:39,887 I'M THE ONE MAKING ALL THE ADJUSTMENTS. 198 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,825 WELL, I'M BEAT. GONNA TURN IN. 199 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,795 SEE YOU IN THE MORNING, BENNY. 200 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:53,333 OOPS. SORRY, I MEANT BEN. SEE YOU IN THE MORNING, BEN. 201 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:03,376 OH, MOM, COULD I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE, PLEASE ? 202 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,415 I'M SORRY. 203 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,717 BEN SAID THE THOUGHT OF US BEING IN THE SAME BED... 204 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:13,586 WOULD BE PSYCHOLOGICALLY DAMAGING TO HIM. 205 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:16,589 DID HE ACTUALLY USE THOSE WORDS ? "PSYCHOLOGICALLY DAMAGING" ? 206 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:19,726 HE'S A VERY BRIGHT KID. HE WATCHES PBS. 207 00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:21,828 SO DO I, BUT I DON'T TALK LIKE THAT. 208 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:25,765 I THINK IT'LL BE OKAY IN A FEW DAYS. JUST LET HIM GET USED TO THE SITUATION. 209 00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:28,835 OKAY. OKAY. 210 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,938 AT LEAST NOW I'M GLAD I HAD THAT COLD SHOWER. 211 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,940 THANK YOU. 212 00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:38,278 I KNEW YOU'D UNDERSTAND. 213 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,780 HEY, DON'T START ANYTHING YOU CAN'T FINISH. 214 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:43,283 OKAY. 215 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:46,453 GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART. 216 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,938 THIS ISN'T SO BAD. 217 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,479 I CAN LIVE WITH THIS. 218 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,416 THIS SUCKS. 219 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:24,491 I'M NEVER GONNA GET ANY SLEEP. 220 00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,706 AHHH ! 221 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,477 [ Groaning ] JACK, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 222 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:47,480 NOTHING. JUST A LITTLE LATE NIGHT SKATEBOARDING. 223 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,984 WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE ? 224 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:52,652 NOTHING. NOTHING. 225 00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:55,355 I HEARD A NOISE. WHAT WAS IT ? 226 00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,991 OH, THAT WAS ME. I-- JUST TRYING TO GET TO THE BATHROOM... 227 00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:00,593 WHEN I TRIPPED ON THAT DARNED SKATEBOARD. 228 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:05,498 THE BATHROOM'S OVER THERE, JACK. HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ALREADY ? 229 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,370 OVER HERE ? 230 00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,707 THERE IT IS ! 231 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:19,012 GOT MY BEARINGS BACK. THANKS, BEN. 232 00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,716 GOOD NIGHT, MOTHER. 233 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,686 GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART. 234 00:16:57,184 --> 00:17:00,187 ** [ Humming ] 235 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:14,967 * STRUMMING ON THE OL' BANJO AND SINGIN' * 236 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,020 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 237 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,756 OH, MORNING, BEN ! 238 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:40,260 FOR SOME REASON, I DIDN'T SLEEP WELL LAST NIGHT. SO I GOT UP EARLY TO MAKE BREAKFAST. 239 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:44,631 DO ME A FAVOR, WILL YOU ? COME AROUND IN HERE AND SHUT THIS STOVE OFF. 240 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,941 WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF, ANYWAY ? 241 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:58,111 EGGS BENEDICT A LA STURGES, MY BOY. 242 00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:00,613 EGGS WHAT ? 243 00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:03,783 POACHED EGGS AND SLICE OF HAM ON ENGLISH MUFFINS. 244 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:08,788 TOPPED OFF WITH HOLLANDAISE SAUCE, MOST OF WHICH IS ON THE COUNTER. 245 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:13,626 AND THE "A LA STURGES" PART IS... CAVIAR. 246 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:16,263 DOES THE WORD "CHOLESTEROL" MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU, JACK ? 247 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:20,300 WELL, I DON'T EAT LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME, BEN. IT'S SORT OF A CELEBRATION. 248 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,635 AND HOW ABOUT THE WORD "RECYCLE" ? 249 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:26,606 I MEAN, YOU PUT THE EGG SHELLS IN WITH THE PAPER INSTEAD OF THE ORGANIC MATERIAL. 250 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:30,843 OH, I JUST THOUGHT YOU HAD FOUR DIFFERENT GARBAGE CANS. 251 00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:35,648 LOOK, THIS ONE IS FOR PAPER, THIS ONE IS FOR ALUMINUM, 252 00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:41,621 THIS ONE IS FOR GLASS AND THIS ONE IS FOR THE ORGANIC MATERIALS, LIKE EGGSHELLS. 253 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:44,757 WELL, I'LL JUST PUT THE EGGSHELLS OVER HERE THEN. NO PROBLEM. 254 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,693 MMMM. SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD. 255 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,696 WHAT HAPPENED HERE ? 256 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:52,632 I MADE EGGS BENEDICT. 257 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:55,568 JACK'S TRYING TO KILL US WITH ANIMAL FAT. 258 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:06,313 BEN AND I USUALLY JUST HAVE A LITTLE GRANOLA, YOGURT, SLICED FRUIT IN THE MORNING. 259 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:10,617 OH, OKAY, FINE, I'LL JUST DUMP THIS STUFF IN WITH THE ORGANIC MATERIAL... 260 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,720 AND WHIP UP SOME GRANOLA AND SLICED FRUIT AND SOME YOGURT. 261 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,722 HOW'S THAT ? 262 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:19,892 DON'T BOTHER. I'LL JUST PICK UP SOMETHING ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL. 263 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:24,231 - BEN, DON'T FORGET TO-- - GOOD-BYE, MOTHER. 264 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:31,738 [ Door Slams ] 265 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:36,042 WELL, I GUESS WE'RE NOT GETTING OFF TO A VERY GOOD START, ARE WE ? 266 00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:41,648 BEN AND I MAKE BREAKFAST TOGETHER EVERY MORNING. IT'S ONE OF OUR ROUTINES. 267 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:45,218 I'LL JUST MAKE A LIST SO THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 268 00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:48,054 GOOD IDEA. 269 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,904 A LOT OF HELP YOU'VE BEEN. 270 00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,775 PAPER ONLY. 271 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,714 ** [ Heavy Metal ] 272 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:17,917 [ Chattering ] 273 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:21,388 SOMEONE SURE IS HUNGRY. HEY, MONROE, HOW YA DOIN' ? 274 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:24,691 DON'T THEY FEED YOU AT HOME ? I SKIPPED BREAKFAST. 275 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:28,295 MY MOM'S BOYFRIEND TOOK OVER THE KITCHEN, AND I WALKED OUT IN PROTEST. 276 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:32,265 WELL, I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN. ALWAYS DOES. 277 00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:34,801 FIRST THING THEY DO IS TAKE OVER THE BATHROOM AND THE KITCHEN. 278 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:37,036 THEN THE SOFA AND THE TV. 279 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:40,873 MY ADVICE TO YOU IS TO GET RID OF THIS GUY... IMMEDIATELY. 280 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:43,109 IT'S GONNA BE PRETTY HARD. 281 00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:46,879 MY MOM'S TRAPPED IN THIS HUGE LOVE BUBBLE. SHE'S NOT THINKING CLEARLY. 282 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:51,083 I'M TELLING YOU, MAN, WHATEVER YOU DO, YOU'D BETTER DO IT SOON. 283 00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:54,787 'CAUSE IT'S MY OWN PERSONAL EXPERIENCE THAT THE LONGER A MOM LIVES WITH A GUY, 284 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,789 THE HARDER IT IS TO GET RID OF HIM. 285 00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,791 [ Pounding ] 286 00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:01,361 [ Boy ] HELLO ? CAN SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF HERE ? 287 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,065 IS THERE SOMEBODY IN THERE ? 288 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,801 YEAH, CAN YOU GET ME OUT OF HERE, PLEASE ? 289 00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:10,970 WHAT'S THE COMBINATION ? 290 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:14,441 THIRTY-EIGHT, 24, 36. 291 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,681 HI. 292 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:27,787 THANKS. BOY, IT'S TIGHT IN THERE. 293 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:30,357 I'M NORMAN BRONSKI, BY THE WAY. 294 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:32,459 I'M BEN, AND THIS IS MONROE. 295 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:34,494 WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN YOUR LOCKER ? 296 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:37,797 DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE OUTSIDE WHEN YOU LOCK IT UP ? 297 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:41,100 SOME BIG GUYS WERE MAKING FUN OF ME. THEY STUFFED ME IN THERE. 298 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:44,036 DOES THAT HAPPEN A LOT ? JUST ABOUT EVERY DAY. 299 00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:48,040 WELL, MAYBE THAT DORKY-LOOKING INDIAN GETUP HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT. 300 00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:50,843 IT'S GOT EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT. I'M AN INDIAN GUIDE. 301 00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:53,446 WHAT'S AN INDIAN GUIDE ? 302 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:57,016 THE YMCA INDIAN GUIDES IS A PROGRAM DESIGNED TO FOSTER UNDERSTANDING... 303 00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:59,852 AND COMPANIONSHIP BETWEEN FATHER AND SON. 304 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:02,188 WELL, NICE TALKING TO YOU THERE, COCHISE. 305 00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:04,223 WE GOT TO BE GOING. 306 00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:07,794 HEY, TELL ME SOMETHING, NORM. DO THE FATHERS HAVE TO DRESS LIKE INDIANS TOO ? 307 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:12,365 OH, SURE. MY DAD WEARS THIS HUGE HEADDRESS WITH A LOT OF FEATHERS ON IT. 308 00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:15,334 SOUNDS REAL EXCITING. LET'S GO. 309 00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:18,405 AND HOW DOES ONE JOIN THIS CLUB, NORMAN ? WHAT ? 310 00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:23,075 HERE'S EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW. WE'D BE GLAD FOR YOU AND YOUR DAD TO JOIN US. 311 00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:25,978 OUR TRIBE'S ALWAYS LOOKING FOR NEW MEMBERS. 312 00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:27,980 WELL, I GOT TO GO. 313 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:30,983 NICE MEETING YOU GUYS. 314 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:32,819 IF YOU HAPPEN TO GO BY THIS WAY TOMORROW, 315 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:36,055 YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK IF I'M STUFFED IN MY LOCKER AGAIN. 316 00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:38,425 SO LONG. 317 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:42,429 YOU CRAZY ? YOU SERIOUSLY WANT TO HANG WITH A GOOF LIKE THAT ? 318 00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:46,566 OF COURSE NOT. THE WHOLE THING IS STRICTLY TWILIGHT ZONE. 319 00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:50,002 BUT THIS INDIAN GUIDE THING COULD BE THE SOLUTION TO MY PROBLEM. 320 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,938 I DON'T GET IT. 321 00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,879 ARE YOU SURE HE WANTS TO DO THIS ? 322 00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:02,348 IT SAYS HERE THEY ACTUALLY EAT NUTS AND BERRIES. 323 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:04,917 DOESN'T HE GET ENOUGH OF THAT FOR BREAKFAST ? 324 00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:08,087 WHAT ? I DIDN'T HEAR YOU. 325 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:11,023 DID BEN SAY WHY HE WANTS US TO DO THIS INDIAN GUIDE THING ? 326 00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:14,260 HE SAID HE THOUGHT IT'D BE A GOOD WAY FOR THE TWO OF YOU TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 327 00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:20,232 BUT SANDY, THESE PEOPLE SIT AROUND MAKING THINGS LIKE FURRY REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS. 328 00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:24,437 I MEAN, WHAT TRIBE OF INDIANS IN ALL OF HISTORY EVER MADE FURRY REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS ? 329 00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:28,240 I THINK THE FACT THAT BEN WANTS TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU... 330 00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:30,242 THAT'S A GOOD SIGN, DON'T YOU ? 331 00:23:30,276 --> 00:23:33,079 YES, I DO. 332 00:23:33,112 --> 00:23:36,483 BUT WHY CAN'T HE WANT TO DO SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE NORMAL ? 333 00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:40,386 LIKE JOINING LITTLE LEAGUE. BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW KIDS ARE. 334 00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:42,822 THIS WEEK, THEY'RE EXCITED ABOUT INDIAN GUIDES. 335 00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:45,391 NEXT WEEK, THEY'RE EXCITED ABOUT ROLLER HOCKEY. 336 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:48,995 JUST GIVE IT A TRY. I MEAN, HOW BAD CAN IT BE ? 337 00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:53,966 [ Men And Boys ] * PALS FOREVER, PALS FOREVER 338 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,570 * THAT'S OUR SLOGAN THAT'S OUR SONG * 339 00:23:57,604 --> 00:24:00,306 * BOYS ARE STRONGER DADS FEEL YOUNGER * 340 00:24:00,339 --> 00:24:04,477 * WHEN THEY TAKE THE BOYS ALONG * 341 00:24:04,511 --> 00:24:07,614 * MOMS ARE FOR IT DADS ADORE IT * 342 00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:10,950 * AND THE BOYS ALL THINK IT'S FINE * 343 00:24:10,983 --> 00:24:13,953 * PALS FOREVER, PALS FOREVER 344 00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:16,956 * AS INDIAN GUIDES WE'LL HAVE GOOD TIMES ** 345 00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:20,493 ALL RIGHT. EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT. 346 00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:23,996 NOW, AS CHIEF OF THE MINOTAUK, IT'S MY VERY SPECIAL PLEASURE TONIGHT... 347 00:24:24,030 --> 00:24:26,332 TO WELCOME TWO NEW MEMBERS INTO THE TRIBE. 348 00:24:26,365 --> 00:24:32,204 SO LET'S HEAR A VERY SPECIAL GUIDE WELCOME FOR JACK AND BEN. 349 00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:34,507 - WELCOME ! WELCOME ! - [ Cheering ] 350 00:24:36,042 --> 00:24:38,010 * HEY-HA-WA-YA, BEN * 351 00:24:38,044 --> 00:24:40,046 * HEY=HA-WA-YA, JACK * 352 00:24:41,514 --> 00:24:43,516 * FINE, THANKS HOW ARE YOU * 353 00:24:43,550 --> 00:24:47,186 NO, NO, JACK, "HEY-HA-WA-YA" IS THE OFFICIAL GREETING OF THE MINOTAUK. 354 00:24:47,219 --> 00:24:51,323 - OH. - IT'S JUST OUR WAY OF SAYING, "WELCOME. HAVE A GOOD TIME. 355 00:24:51,357 --> 00:24:54,961 YOU'RE AMONG FRIENDS." I FEEL COMFORTABLE ALREADY. 356 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:58,998 NOW THAT'S GOOD BECAUSE THE WHOLE POINT IS TO JUST RELAX AND HAVE A WHOLE LOT OF FUN. 357 00:24:59,031 --> 00:25:02,234 RIGHT, GUIDES ? [ Applause ] 358 00:25:02,268 --> 00:25:04,571 ALL RIGHT. WHICH IS WHY I'D LIKE TO CALL UPON SILENT THUNDER... 359 00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:07,173 WHO'S PREPARED A LITTLE ENTERTAINMENT FOR TONIGHT'S MEETING. 360 00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:10,643 -EXCUSE ME, CHIEF RUNNING HORSE. POINT OF ORDER. -YES ? 361 00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:14,346 I BELIEVE IT IS CUSTOMARY AT THIS JUNCTURE FOR NEW MEMBERS TO PICK NAMES FOR EACH OTHER. 362 00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:19,518 OF COURSE. ONCE AGAIN, SILVER FOX HAS NAILED THE CHIEF ON A POINT OF ORDER. 363 00:25:19,552 --> 00:25:22,221 I JUST BELIEVE IT'S IMPORTANT TO FOLLOW THE RULES... 364 00:25:22,254 --> 00:25:23,890 TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGSTERS. 365 00:25:23,923 --> 00:25:29,662 RED'S OUR TRIBAL SECRETARY. HE'S MEMORIZED THE ENTIRE GUIDE MANUAL. WORD FOR WORD. 366 00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:31,931 IT TOOK ME SIX MONTHS. 367 00:25:31,964 --> 00:25:34,466 REALLY ? YOU MUST BE VERY PROUD. 368 00:25:36,603 --> 00:25:39,939 YOU SEE, JACK AND BEN, FATHERS AND SONS PICKING INDIAN NAMES FOR EACH OTHER... 369 00:25:39,972 --> 00:25:42,541 IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT INDIAN GUIDE RITUALS. 370 00:25:42,575 --> 00:25:46,679 FOR EXAMPLE, I'M RUNNING HORSE AND THIS IS MY SON DARK EAGLE. 371 00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:49,415 OH, I SEE, THEY'RE ALL ANIMAL NAMES. 372 00:25:49,448 --> 00:25:52,952 YEAH, YOU GOT IT. SO YOU WANT TO GO FIRST ? 373 00:25:52,985 --> 00:25:56,255 WELL, I SHOULD WARN YOU, I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS KIND OF THING-- 374 00:25:56,288 --> 00:25:58,257 JACK, IT'S EASY. 375 00:25:58,290 --> 00:26:01,260 YEAH, COME ON, JACK, GIVE IT A SHOT. HOW HARD COULD IT BE ? 376 00:26:01,293 --> 00:26:05,765 I HAVE A LIST OF PRE-APPROVED INDIAN NAMES, IF IT WOULD BE OF ANY HELP. 377 00:26:05,798 --> 00:26:08,735 RED, RED, I THINK JACK CAN JUST WING IT. 378 00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:12,038 SURE, OKAY, WELL, IF I'M JUST GONNA WING IT, 379 00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:15,975 HOW 'BOUT, UM, LITTLE WING. 380 00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:20,379 GOOD NAME. GOOD SONG TOO. JIMI HENDRIX. 381 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:23,115 I'VE GOT THE ALBUM. "AXIS: BOLD AS LOVE." 382 00:26:23,149 --> 00:26:28,087 ALL RIGHT, GUIDES, FROM NOW ON, BEN'S NEW TRIBAL NAME WILL BE LITTLE WING. 383 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,256 [ Cheering ] 384 00:26:30,289 --> 00:26:32,725 ALL RIGHT. FLY ON, LITTLE WING, YEAH. 385 00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:35,995 OKAY, BEN, YOUR TURN NOW. PICK A NAME FOR JACK. 386 00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:38,364 SOMETHING THAT TELLS US HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT HIM. 387 00:26:39,832 --> 00:26:43,302 HOW ABOUT SQUATTING DOG ? 388 00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:47,139 SQUATTING DOG ? THAT'S THE BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH ? 389 00:26:47,173 --> 00:26:51,410 WELL, I HAD A DOG ONCE WHO HAD A TERRIBLE CASE OF THE SQUIRTS. 390 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:53,612 HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 391 00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:57,116 DID YOU HAVE ANY OTHER PETS ? 392 00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:00,619 I HAD A SQUIRREL NAMED NUMBNUTS. 393 00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:05,024 I'M GONNA GO WITH SQUATTING DOG. 394 00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:07,126 OKAY. GOOD NAME. 395 00:27:07,159 --> 00:27:10,496 FUNNY NAME. MINOTAUK APPRECIATES A SENSE OF HUMOR. 396 00:27:10,529 --> 00:27:14,801 ALL RIGHT, GUIDES, FROM NOW ON, JACK'S NEW TRIBAL NAME WILL BE SQUATTING DOG. 397 00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:17,704 [ Cheering ] 398 00:27:19,071 --> 00:27:22,074 OKAY, NOW, SILENT THUNDER, THE FLOOR IS YOURS. 399 00:27:24,543 --> 00:27:26,478 ALL RIGHT. GO, DAD ! 400 00:27:29,548 --> 00:27:32,819 THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT. LLOYD'S BEEN PREPARING THIS ALL WEEK. 401 00:27:34,586 --> 00:27:36,555 [ Laughing ] 402 00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:43,730 [ Laughing Continues ] 403 00:27:47,599 --> 00:27:51,537 [ Sneezing, Coughing ] 404 00:27:51,570 --> 00:27:53,706 [ Laughing ] 405 00:27:53,740 --> 00:27:56,375 WHAT'S GOING ON ? OH, I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU. 406 00:27:56,408 --> 00:28:00,679 SILENT THUNDER'S A CIRCUS PERFORMER. HE LIKES TO EXPRESS HIMSELF WITHOUT WORDS. 407 00:28:00,713 --> 00:28:03,115 HE'S PRETTY GOOD AT IT, ISN'T HE ? 408 00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:09,155 ** [ Radio Stations Changing ] 409 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:11,557 ** 410 00:28:11,590 --> 00:28:14,226 * DON'T SPEAK 411 00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:17,229 * JUST KEEP MOVING 412 00:28:17,263 --> 00:28:19,732 * DON'T SPEAK 413 00:28:19,766 --> 00:28:26,172 ** 414 00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:28,707 * DON'T SPEAK 415 00:28:28,741 --> 00:28:31,177 * JUST KEEP MOVING 416 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:34,413 * DON'T SPEAK 417 00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:36,415 * JUST KEEP MOVING 418 00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:42,254 * DON'T STOP NOW * 419 00:28:42,288 --> 00:28:46,425 BRAVO ! SILENT THUNDER ! [ Applause, Laughter ] 420 00:28:49,628 --> 00:28:51,931 ALL RIGHT ! 421 00:28:51,964 --> 00:28:54,600 VERY GOOD, SILENT THUNDER. VERY FUNNY ! 422 00:28:54,633 --> 00:28:57,469 ALL RIGHT. LET'S KEEP THE GOOD TIMES ROLLING, GUIDES. 423 00:28:57,503 --> 00:28:59,471 WHO'S UP FOR A GAME OF SCRAMBLED MOCCASINS ? 424 00:28:59,505 --> 00:29:02,775 - POINT OF ORDER THERE, CHIEF. - YES, RED, WHAT IS IT NOW ? 425 00:29:02,809 --> 00:29:05,477 I BELIEVE WE PLAYED SCRAMBLED MOCCASINS AT LAST WEEK'S MEETING. 426 00:29:05,511 --> 00:29:08,547 AND SINCE WE DECIDED TO VARY THE GAMES FROM WEEK TO WEEK, 427 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:12,584 WE SHOULD BE ONTO EITHER POTATO BOWLING OR PASS THE GRAPEFRUIT. 428 00:29:12,618 --> 00:29:16,823 ARE YOU SURE ? I COULD HAVE SWORN WE PLAYED SCRAMBLED BIRCH BARK LAST WEEK. 429 00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:22,261 NO, ACCORDING TO MY NOTES, UH, WE MADE MACARONI NAME TAGS. 430 00:29:22,294 --> 00:29:24,663 SILENT THUNDER SERVED CHOCOLATE CORN BREAD AND FRUIT PUNCH. 431 00:29:24,696 --> 00:29:28,801 CHIEF RUNNING HORSE GAVE AN INTERESTING TALK ON WHY WE HAVE NASAL HAIR. 432 00:29:28,835 --> 00:29:31,838 YEAH, YEAH, HERE IT IS. SCRAMBLED MOCCASINS. 433 00:29:33,672 --> 00:29:38,310 OKAY, THEN. GUIDES, SHOW OF FEATHERS. WHO'S UP FOR A GAME OF POTATO BOWLING ? 434 00:29:38,344 --> 00:29:40,412 WHOO-OO-OO-OO-OO. 435 00:29:40,446 --> 00:29:44,483 ALL RIGHT ! THEN LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE ! 436 00:29:44,516 --> 00:29:48,187 AND JACK AND BEN, AS NEW MEMBERS, 437 00:29:48,220 --> 00:29:50,522 YOU HAVE THE HONOR OF HURLING THE FIRST SPUD. 438 00:29:50,556 --> 00:29:52,524 [ Applause ] YEA ! 439 00:29:56,395 --> 00:29:59,665 ** 440 00:29:59,698 --> 00:30:04,203 I'M TELLING YOU, MONROE, ADULTS ARE SO EASY TO FIGURE OUT, IT'S SCARY. 441 00:30:04,236 --> 00:30:07,339 AS SOON AS I SAID I LIKED IT, HE SAID HE LIKED IT. 442 00:30:07,373 --> 00:30:09,675 YES. BUT HE HATED IT, RIGHT ? 443 00:30:09,708 --> 00:30:12,011 OH, TOTALLY. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE. 444 00:30:12,044 --> 00:30:15,481 WE ALL HAD TO PLAY THIS STUPID GAME WHERE YOU ROLL POTATOES ALONG THE FLOOR... 445 00:30:15,514 --> 00:30:19,285 TO SEE WHO COULD GET 'EM CLOSEST TO A BIG CIRCLE ON A HUGE PIECE OF NEWSPAPER. 446 00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:21,353 I DON'T SEE HOW YOU CAN STAND IT, MAN. 447 00:30:21,387 --> 00:30:24,323 WELL, FORTUNATELY, I WON'T HAVE TO STAND IT MUCH LONGER. 448 00:30:24,356 --> 00:30:26,692 THERE'S A BIG, DOPEY CAMP OUT THIS SATURDAY NIGHT. 449 00:30:26,725 --> 00:30:28,895 WE HAVE TO SLEEP OUTSIDE IN SOMEONE'S BACKYARD. 450 00:30:28,928 --> 00:30:33,866 I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WHITE PEOPLE LIKE TO SLEEP OUTSIDE ON THE GROUND. 451 00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:35,868 YOU'LL NEVER CATCH NO BROTHERS DOING THAT. 452 00:30:35,902 --> 00:30:38,670 AND JUST IN CASE THAT ISN'T QUITE BAD ENOUGH, 453 00:30:38,704 --> 00:30:42,541 I TOLD JACK THAT ALL THE OTHER FATHERS WERE DRESSING UP LIKE AUTHENTIC INDIANS. 454 00:30:42,574 --> 00:30:46,879 SO HE WENT OUT AND RENTED A COMPLETE COSTUME TO SHOW ME HOW ENTHUSIASTIC HE IS. 455 00:30:46,913 --> 00:30:49,381 ARE ANY OF THE OTHER FATHERS DRESSING UP LIKE INDIANS ? 456 00:30:49,415 --> 00:30:52,851 OF COURSE NOT. YOU'RE THE DEVIL, MAN. 457 00:30:52,885 --> 00:30:54,753 YES ! 458 00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:59,558 [ Boy ] WHEN IS THE FOOD READY ? I'M HUNGRY. 459 00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:01,894 [ Running Horse ] ALL RIGHT. JUICY BURGERS COMING UP ! 460 00:31:01,928 --> 00:31:05,031 HEY, CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME A HAND WITH THIS TENT ? 461 00:31:05,064 --> 00:31:09,368 SURE, I'LL HELP YOU. HEY, JACK. 462 00:31:09,401 --> 00:31:14,006 JACK, NICE COSTUME. VERY AUTHENTIC. 463 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,775 BUT WE USUALLY DON'T GET DRESSED UP EXCEPT FOR REALLY BIG SPECIAL OCCASIONS. 464 00:31:16,808 --> 00:31:18,777 I PROBABLY SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU. 465 00:31:18,810 --> 00:31:20,779 WELL, IT'S OKAY. I-- 466 00:31:20,812 --> 00:31:23,916 I JUST HAPPENED TO HAVE THIS LYING AROUND IN MY CLOSET, ANYWAY. 467 00:31:23,950 --> 00:31:27,753 YEAH, LOOKS GREAT TOO. LISTEN, I GOTTA FIRE UP THE BARBECUE. 468 00:31:27,786 --> 00:31:30,589 BUT, UH, WE'LL TALK LATER ? 469 00:31:30,622 --> 00:31:33,859 HEY, JACK, YOU NEED TO GET YOUR FACE PAINTED LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 470 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:36,795 [ Boy ] I'M HUNGRY ! WHEN ARE WE EATING ? 471 00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:40,366 I THOUGHT YOU SAID ALL THE OTHER FATHERS WERE GOING TO BE WEARING INDIAN COSTUMES TOO. 472 00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:43,302 SORRY, I GUESS I MISUNDERSTOOD. I HOPE YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME. 473 00:31:43,335 --> 00:31:48,107 NO. HONEST MISTAKE, I GUESS. 474 00:31:48,140 --> 00:31:51,710 NO HARM. NO FOUL. 475 00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:54,713 WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT KIND OF PAINT IS THAT ? I-I-I HAVE TO BE CAREFUL. 476 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:57,950 AH, IT'S NOT REALLY PAINT. IT'S JUST A WATERCOLOR. OH. 477 00:31:57,984 --> 00:32:00,052 GOOD, 'CAUSE I HAVE A TENDENCY TO BREAK OUT. 478 00:32:00,086 --> 00:32:02,454 DON'T WORRY. I CHECKED THE LABEL. 479 00:32:02,488 --> 00:32:05,457 YOU DID ? WELL, THANKS. YEAH. 480 00:32:05,491 --> 00:32:08,460 THAT WAS VERY THOUGHTFUL OF YOU, BEN. NO PROBLEM. 481 00:32:08,494 --> 00:32:11,463 [ Running Horse ] HEY, EVERYBODY, I'VE GOT A GREAT IDEA. 482 00:32:11,497 --> 00:32:13,732 LET'S HAVE A GRAPEFRUIT RELAY. [ Boys ] YEAH ! 483 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:17,603 HOW ABOUT IT, JACK ? ARE YOU UP FOR IT ? OH, SURE, CAN'T WAIT. 484 00:32:17,636 --> 00:32:21,807 YOU KNOW, I COULD PROBABLY POP A ROUND INTO STURGES' SKULL FROM RIGHT HERE. 485 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,810 FROM HERE ? WITH WHAT ? A .38. 486 00:32:24,843 --> 00:32:28,447 GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT. A .38 WOULDN'T EVEN MAKE IT ACROSS THE STREET. 487 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,750 ON THE OTHER HAND, A .22 SUPER SPEED HAS ENOUGH VELOCITY... 488 00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:34,953 TO MAKE IT THROUGH HIS BRAIN AND INTO THE NEXT COUNTY. 489 00:32:34,987 --> 00:32:38,490 I TOLD YOU GUYS WE GOTTA MAKE THIS LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT... 490 00:32:38,524 --> 00:32:41,160 SO THE WHOLE THING DON'T COME BACK ON MY OLD MAN. 491 00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:44,696 NOW FORGET THE .38s AND THE .22s. 492 00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:46,965 THINK ACCIDENTAL DEATH. 493 00:32:46,999 --> 00:32:48,967 UNDERSTAND ? 494 00:32:49,001 --> 00:32:53,772 OKAY, GUIDES, ALL READY FOR THE BIG GRAPEFRUIT RELAY ? [ Boys ] YEAH ! 495 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:58,010 DOWN TO THE END OF THE YARD AND BACK AGAIN. AND REMEMBER, THE RULE IS: 496 00:32:58,044 --> 00:33:02,114 YOU CAN'T TOUCH YOUR FRUIT WITH YOUR HANDS. 497 00:33:02,148 --> 00:33:05,184 ON YOUR MARKS. GET SET. 498 00:33:05,217 --> 00:33:07,853 GO ! [ Cheering ] 499 00:33:07,886 --> 00:33:10,122 JACK, THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 500 00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:12,991 DO YOU THINK IT COULD WAIT UNTIL WE DON'T HAVE GRAPEFRUITS UNDER OUR CHIN ? 501 00:33:13,025 --> 00:33:15,461 YEAH, I DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT IN FRONT OF THE OTHERS. 502 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,563 SEE, NORMAN TOLD ME YOU'RE NOT REALLY BEN'S FATHER. 503 00:33:17,596 --> 00:33:19,998 WELL, THAT'S TRUE, I'M NOT. 504 00:33:20,032 --> 00:33:24,070 GEEZ, I HOPE THAT DOESN'T MEAN BEN AND I HAVE TO LEAVE THE INDIAN GUIDES. 505 00:33:24,103 --> 00:33:27,039 NO, NO, NOT AT ALL. OH. YOU'RE SURE ABOUT THAT ? 506 00:33:27,073 --> 00:33:29,041 YEAH. MAYBE YOU BETTER CHECK WITH RED FIRST. 507 00:33:29,075 --> 00:33:32,444 WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS, I'M NOT NORMAN'S FATHER, EITHER. I'M HIS STEPFATHER. 508 00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:38,584 THING BROKE OPEN ON ME. I'M STARTING TO GET JUICE DOWN MY CHEST. 509 00:33:38,617 --> 00:33:40,719 REMEMBER, NO HANDS ! COME ON ! GET THE GRAPEFRUIT ! 510 00:33:40,752 --> 00:33:43,755 I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH WITH BEN. 511 00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:51,197 SO IF YOU EVER NEED ANY ADVICE OR ANYTHING. 512 00:33:51,230 --> 00:33:54,500 I APPRECIATE IT. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 513 00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:58,437 BUT I THINK I'M DOING FINE ON MY OWN. REALLY. 514 00:33:58,470 --> 00:34:01,707 OKAY, BUT IF YOU EVER WANT TO TALK, I'M THERE. OKAY. 515 00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:12,951 CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THIS. 516 00:34:12,984 --> 00:34:14,953 YOUR HONOR, 517 00:34:14,986 --> 00:34:17,055 THE U.S. ATTORNEY'S APPEARANCE HERE INDICATES... 518 00:34:17,089 --> 00:34:19,525 A COMPLETE LACK OF RESPECT BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT FOR OUR CASE, 519 00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:21,760 AND I MOVE FOR A MISTRIAL. 520 00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:24,230 THANK YOU, MR. RED CROW, I'LL TAKE THAT UNDER ADVISEMENT. 521 00:34:24,263 --> 00:34:27,099 MR. STURGES, WOULD YOU CARE TO COMMENT ? 522 00:34:27,133 --> 00:34:32,571 YOUR HONOR, I ASSURE YOU, I MEANT ABSOLUTELY NO DISRESPECT TO THE PLAINTIFF. 523 00:34:32,604 --> 00:34:34,773 LEONARD, REALLY, IT'S JUST A RASH. 524 00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:37,709 IT LOOKS A LOT LIKE WAR PAINT, JACK. 525 00:34:37,743 --> 00:34:41,213 ALTHOUGH, THE HAPPY FACE IS NOT TECHNICALLY A NATIVE SYMBOL. 526 00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:43,749 [ Chuckling ] 527 00:34:43,782 --> 00:34:46,285 WAR PAINT, JACK ? 528 00:34:46,318 --> 00:34:50,756 THE SALISH INDIAN TRIBE SUES THE U.S. GOVERNMENT OVER INDIGENOUS LAND RIGHTS, 529 00:34:50,789 --> 00:34:52,958 AND YOU SHOW UP IN WAR PAINT ? 530 00:34:52,991 --> 00:34:56,262 GOOD GOD, JACK, THIS IS THE '90s. HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS ? 531 00:34:56,295 --> 00:34:58,264 OF COURSE I HAVE. 532 00:34:58,297 --> 00:35:02,634 LOOK, THIS SALISH THING IS A VERY SENSITIVE ISSUE FOR US... 533 00:35:02,668 --> 00:35:04,636 SO I'M AFRAID I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE YOU OFF THE CASE. 534 00:35:04,670 --> 00:35:09,141 COME ON, BOB, ISN'T THAT A LITTLE DRASTIC ? THIS RASH WILL GO AWAY IN 24 HOURS. 535 00:35:09,175 --> 00:35:12,811 I CAN GET A CONTINUANCE. IT'S NOT JUST THE RASH. 536 00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:17,082 IT'S YOUR BEHAVIOR IN GENERAL. YOU'VE CANCELED MEETINGS. YOU'RE UNPREPARED. 537 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:19,851 I'M SORRY, BOB. I EXPLAINED THAT TO YOU. 538 00:35:19,885 --> 00:35:25,123 I KNOW, I KNOW. THE, UH, THE INDIAN THING WITH THE STEPSON. 539 00:35:25,157 --> 00:35:27,993 IT'S TAKEN UP A LOT MORE OF MY TIME THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD. 540 00:35:28,026 --> 00:35:31,997 I CAN UNDERSTAND AND I CAN SYMPATHIZE. 541 00:35:32,030 --> 00:35:35,167 BUT FRANKLY, I DON'T CARE ! 542 00:35:35,201 --> 00:35:38,537 WE HAVE AN IMPORTANT JOB TO DO HERE, JACK. 543 00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:43,575 I SUGGEST YOU GET YOUR PRIORITIES IN ORDER. AM I MAKING MYSELF UNDERSTOOD ? 544 00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:50,216 I'VE BEEN WORKING WITH THE U.S. ATTORNEY'S OFFICE 15 YEARS. 545 00:35:50,249 --> 00:35:54,152 AND I'VE NEVER BEEN TAKEN OFF A CASE 'TIL THIS MORNING. 546 00:35:54,186 --> 00:35:58,857 I'M SORRY. I DID MY BEST. BUT THIS WHOLE INDIAN GUIDE THING IS JUST NOT WORKING. 547 00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:02,027 COULDN'T YOU JUST GIVE IT ANOTHER CHANCE ? 548 00:36:02,060 --> 00:36:04,029 I CAN'T DO IT, SANDY. 549 00:36:04,062 --> 00:36:06,898 IT'S INTERFERING WITH MY WORK. 550 00:36:06,932 --> 00:36:10,702 I MEAN, I CAN EITHER BE A UNITED STATES ATTORNEY OR AN INDIAN GUIDE'S FATHER. 551 00:36:10,736 --> 00:36:12,704 I CAN'T BE BOTH. 552 00:36:12,738 --> 00:36:14,973 YOU DO SEE MY POINT, DON'T YOU ? 553 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:17,309 I SUPPOSE SO. 554 00:36:17,343 --> 00:36:19,678 I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA TELL BEN. 555 00:36:19,711 --> 00:36:23,081 NOBODY HAS TO TELL ME ANYTHING. I HEARD THE WHOLE THING. 556 00:36:23,114 --> 00:36:25,150 YOU KNOW, I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN. 557 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:28,687 JUST WHEN I WAS BEGINNING TO HAVE FUN, AND MAKE NEW FRIENDS, HE WANTS TO QUIT. 558 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:33,191 LOOK, SWEETHEART, THERE'S LOTS OF OTHER THINGS YOU AND JACK CAN DO TOGETHER. 559 00:36:33,225 --> 00:36:35,827 SURE, WE CAN GO TO BASEBALL GAMES, MOVIES-- 560 00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:39,598 YEAH, RIGHT, UNTIL YOU GET TIRED OF THEM AND QUIT. 561 00:36:39,631 --> 00:36:41,933 I TOLD YOU HE WAS GONNA BE JUST LIKE DAD. 562 00:36:46,405 --> 00:36:49,675 I WAS AFRAID SOMETHING LIKE THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN. 563 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:52,611 DON'T YOU THINK HE'S OVERREACTING A LITTLE ? 564 00:36:52,644 --> 00:36:54,913 I MEAN, THIS IS JUST ABOUT THE STUPID INDIAN GUIDES. 565 00:36:54,946 --> 00:36:58,083 NO, JACK, IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT THE STUPID INDIAN GUIDES. 566 00:36:58,116 --> 00:37:01,019 I TOLD YOU THIS WAS GOING TO BE A DIFFICULT ADJUSTMENT FOR BEN TO MAKE. 567 00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:05,957 YOU SAID, "OH, NO, DON'T WORRY, I'M AN EXPERT. I'VE GOT ALL THE BOOKS ON THE SUBJECT." 568 00:37:05,991 --> 00:37:08,026 I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN. 569 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:11,630 WELL, IT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE GOOD ENOUGH, DOES IT ? 570 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,102 NOW WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ? 571 00:37:17,135 --> 00:37:19,137 IT MEANS-- 572 00:37:21,473 --> 00:37:23,909 IT MEANS-- 573 00:37:23,942 --> 00:37:27,879 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE I MADE A MISTAKE. 574 00:37:27,913 --> 00:37:30,282 MAYBE THIS IS ALL HAPPENING TO SOON. 575 00:37:30,316 --> 00:37:36,288 MAYBE I SHOULD WAIT UNTIL BEN IS OLDER AND ABLE TO HANDLE THIS BETTER. 576 00:37:36,322 --> 00:37:39,691 MAYBE WE'D ALL BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT BETTER. 577 00:37:44,696 --> 00:37:47,333 [ Sighing ] 578 00:38:03,815 --> 00:38:06,452 [ Sighs ] 579 00:38:06,485 --> 00:38:11,056 YOU REALLY THINK YOU MADE A MISTAKE ? 'CAUSE IF YOU DO, I'LL MOVE BACK TO MY PLACE. 580 00:38:12,991 --> 00:38:15,260 I JUST WANTED EVERYTHING TO WORK OUT. 581 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:18,997 I WANT THE THREE OF US TO BECOME A FAMILY. 582 00:38:27,205 --> 00:38:30,342 WELL, I WANT THAT TOO. 583 00:38:30,376 --> 00:38:32,811 SO, I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO REARRANGE MY SCHEDULE... 584 00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:37,315 SO THAT I CAN BE A U.S. ATTORNEY AND AN INDIAN GUIDE FATHER. 585 00:38:39,485 --> 00:38:41,420 ARE YOU SURE ? 586 00:38:44,055 --> 00:38:49,861 IF CHET BRONSKI AND RED SWEENEY AND THAT CIRCUS GUY CAN DO IT, I CAN DO IT. 587 00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:53,298 [ Sighs ] 588 00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:56,902 BETTER GO UPSTAIRS AND APOLOGIZE AND EAT A LITTLE YOU KNOW WHAT. 589 00:39:04,410 --> 00:39:08,480 I DID IT, MONROE. I DID IT ! I THINK I BROKE THE LOVE BUBBLE. 590 00:39:08,514 --> 00:39:10,482 YEAH, AND NOT A MINUTE TOO SOON. 591 00:39:10,516 --> 00:39:13,519 I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I COULD'VE PUT UP WITH THOSE INDIAN GEEKS. 592 00:39:13,552 --> 00:39:17,389 YEAH, HE QUIT ! AND THEN I WENT INTO MY "UPSET CHILD" ACT. 593 00:39:17,423 --> 00:39:19,858 THEY STARTED TO FIGHT, AND SHE TOLD HIM SHE WAS GONNA WAIT... 594 00:39:19,891 --> 00:39:23,395 'TIL I'M OLDER AND BETTER ABLE TO HANDLE IT. 595 00:39:23,429 --> 00:39:27,799 YEAH, THE GUY'S HISTORY. I FIGURE HE'LL BE BACK IN TACOMA BY TOMORROW. 596 00:39:40,479 --> 00:39:43,048 DID YOU SPEAK TO HIM ? WHAT ? 597 00:39:43,081 --> 00:39:45,451 DID YOU SPEAK TO HIM ? 598 00:39:45,484 --> 00:39:49,521 OH, NO. HE WAS ON THE PHONE. 599 00:39:49,555 --> 00:39:53,492 I'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO ANYWAY. I'LL TALK TO HIM IN THE MORNING. 600 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:23,188 [ Chattering ] 601 00:40:28,359 --> 00:40:31,497 [ Chattering Continues ] 602 00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:39,370 [ Saw Buzzing ] 603 00:40:43,208 --> 00:40:45,477 CHET. [ Gasps ] 604 00:40:45,511 --> 00:40:47,913 SORRY. DID I SCARE YOU ? JACK. 605 00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:50,649 OH, I'M SORRY. THEY TOLD ME IN THE OFFICE YOU'D BE DOWN HERE. 606 00:40:50,682 --> 00:40:54,520 YEAH, WELL, THIS IS MY CLASSROOM, 15 YEARS NOW. UH-HUH. 607 00:40:56,154 --> 00:40:59,324 AHH ! ADRENALIN ! 608 00:40:59,357 --> 00:41:03,629 SO WHAT BRINGS YOU AROUND ? WANNA MAKE A SPICE RACK FOR YOUR MOM ? 609 00:41:03,662 --> 00:41:06,498 [ Chuckling ] OH, NO, NO, NO. 610 00:41:06,532 --> 00:41:10,435 NO, NO, THE THING OF IT IS, I, UH, WELL-- 611 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:12,638 I DRIVE BY HERE EVERY MORNING ON MY WAY TO WORK. 612 00:41:12,671 --> 00:41:15,641 AND, UH, WELL, I THOUGHT MAYBE, YOU KNOW-- 613 00:41:15,674 --> 00:41:21,012 YOU KNOW, I JUST THOUGHT I MIGHT DROP BY-- SAY, THIS IS NICE ! 614 00:41:21,046 --> 00:41:23,949 WHAT IS IT ? THAT'S WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL A HAMMER, JACK. 615 00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:27,519 OH, OF COURSE. 616 00:41:27,553 --> 00:41:31,690 TELL ME SOMETHING, JACK. DOES IT TAKE YOU THIS LONG TO GET TO THE POINT IN COURT ? 617 00:41:31,723 --> 00:41:35,493 ACTUALLY, ADDRESSING A JURY IS A LOT EASIER THAN WHAT I CAME HERE TO DO. 618 00:41:35,527 --> 00:41:37,162 I NEED TO ASK YOUR ADVICE ON SOMETHING. 619 00:41:37,195 --> 00:41:42,467 IT'S AMAZING HOW DIFFICULT IT IS FOR US GUYS TO ASK EACH OTHER FOR ANYTHING, ISN'T IT ? 620 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:45,036 YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. BUT THAT'S OKAY. 621 00:41:45,070 --> 00:41:48,540 WE'RE ALL MEMBERS OF THE SAME TRIBE. YEAH, THE MINOTAUK. 622 00:41:48,574 --> 00:41:52,043 NO, I MEAN THE EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED AMERICAN MALE OVER 40. 623 00:41:52,077 --> 00:41:54,345 NOW WHAT CAN I HELP YOU WITH, JACK ? 624 00:41:54,379 --> 00:41:56,047 WELL, IT'S BEN. 625 00:41:56,081 --> 00:42:00,518 HE'S BEEN DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN DO GET RID OF ME. FRANKLY, I THINK HE HATES MY GUTS. 626 00:42:02,754 --> 00:42:06,992 HE DOESN'T HATE YOUR GUTS. HE'S JUST SCARED. 627 00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:10,328 SCARED YOU'RE GONNA TAKE AWAY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN HIS LIFE. 628 00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:12,263 HIS MOM. 629 00:42:14,132 --> 00:42:16,401 NORMAN DID THE VERY SAME THING TO ME. 630 00:42:16,434 --> 00:42:18,737 TRIED TO GET RID OF ME FOR MONTHS. 631 00:42:18,770 --> 00:42:23,341 WELL, WHAT DID YOU DO ? I MEAN, YOU AND NORMAN SEEM TO HAVE A GREAT RELATIONSHIP NOW. 632 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:26,511 WELL, I JUST KEPT AT IT. AND AT IT AND AT IT. 633 00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:29,681 THAT'S WHERE THE INDIAN GUIDES CAME IN. HELPED A LOT, ACTUALLY. 634 00:42:29,715 --> 00:42:32,083 INDIAN GUIDES HELPED ? HOW ? 635 00:42:32,117 --> 00:42:34,085 BY LEVELING THE PLAYING FIELD. 636 00:42:34,119 --> 00:42:36,254 SEE, ONE OF THE BEST WAYS TO REACH A KID... 637 00:42:36,287 --> 00:42:39,224 IS TO NOT BE AFRAID TO BE A KID YOURSELF NOW AND AGAIN. 638 00:42:39,257 --> 00:42:42,227 IT'S JUST THAT I THOUGHT IT'D BE A LOT EASIER THAN THIS. 639 00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:45,597 OH, JACK, RAISING KIDS IS ONE OF THE MOST DIFFICULT THINGS IN THE WORLD. 640 00:42:45,631 --> 00:42:49,000 BUT IN THE END, IT'S WORTH IT. BELIEVE ME. 641 00:42:51,637 --> 00:42:54,472 YOU KNOW, CHET, IT'S FUNNY. 642 00:42:54,505 --> 00:43:00,111 I CAN STAND UP TO SOME OF THE TOUGHEST HOODS IN THE COUNTRY. DOESN'T PHASE ME A BIT. 643 00:43:00,145 --> 00:43:03,782 BUT AN 11 YEAR OLD KID, THAT'S REALLY SCARY. 644 00:43:03,815 --> 00:43:05,984 YEAH, WELCOME TO THE CLUB, JACK. 645 00:43:06,017 --> 00:43:08,319 THANKS, CHET. 646 00:43:08,353 --> 00:43:10,622 ** 647 00:43:10,656 --> 00:43:13,391 * HIT THE ROAD, JACK AND DON'T YOU COME BACK * 648 00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:16,327 * NO MORE, NO MORE NO MORE, NO MORE * 649 00:43:16,361 --> 00:43:21,667 * HIT THE ROAD, JACK AND DON'T YOU COME BACK NO MORE * 650 00:43:21,700 --> 00:43:24,502 * HIT THE ROAD, JACK AND DON'T YOU COME BACK * 651 00:43:24,535 --> 00:43:27,305 * NO MORE, NO MORE NO MORE, NO MORE * 652 00:43:27,338 --> 00:43:29,641 * HIT THE ROAD, JACK-- * 653 00:43:29,675 --> 00:43:33,311 [ Jack ] BEN, BEN, ONE OF THE GREAT MEN. WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU. 654 00:43:33,344 --> 00:43:38,083 WHAT'S GOING ON ? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? I THOUGHT YOU WERE LEAVING. 655 00:43:38,116 --> 00:43:40,251 WHY WOULD I LEAVE ? I LIVE HERE. 656 00:43:40,285 --> 00:43:42,754 JACK'S DECIDED NOT TO QUIT THE INDIAN GUIDES AFTER ALL. 657 00:43:42,788 --> 00:43:45,356 ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL ? YOU'RE KIDDING. 658 00:43:45,390 --> 00:43:49,828 ABSOLUTELY NOT. AND TO PROVE IT, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET SOMEONE. 659 00:43:49,861 --> 00:43:55,200 BEN, THIS IS LEONARD RED CROW. LEONARD, MEET BEN. 660 00:43:56,835 --> 00:43:58,804 HOW. 661 00:43:58,837 --> 00:44:02,307 EXCUSE ME, DID YOU JUST SAY "HOW" ? 662 00:44:02,340 --> 00:44:07,145 JUST KIDDING. I ALWAYS LIKE TO SAY THAT. IT MAKES PEOPLE LAUGH. 663 00:44:07,178 --> 00:44:10,348 LEONARD'S THE CHIEF OF THE SALISH INDIAN TRIBE. 664 00:44:10,381 --> 00:44:14,820 I'VE ASKED HIM TO HELP MAKE THE MINOTAUK THE BEST TRIBE IN THE WHOLE INDIAN GUIDE NATION. 665 00:44:14,853 --> 00:44:17,155 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT ? GREAT. 666 00:44:17,188 --> 00:44:19,157 I KNEW YOU'D BE THRILLED. 667 00:44:19,190 --> 00:44:21,827 THE TEACHING OF VALUES AND SKILLS TO CHILDREN... 668 00:44:21,860 --> 00:44:24,662 HAS ALWAYS BEEN A VERY IMPORTANT PART OF INDIAN LIFE. 669 00:44:24,696 --> 00:44:28,166 BESIDES, I CAN USE THE BEADS AND TRINKETS JACK OFFERED ME. 670 00:44:28,199 --> 00:44:30,235 [ Laughing ] 671 00:44:30,268 --> 00:44:32,470 I'M JUST KIDDING AGAIN. 672 00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:34,706 YOU KNOW, BEN, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LEARN TO LOOSEN UP. 673 00:44:34,740 --> 00:44:39,244 - [ Snickering ] - LEONARD'S GOING TO TEACH US HOW TO DO A REAL RAIN DANCE. 674 00:44:39,277 --> 00:44:42,380 A RAIN DANCE ? THIS IS SEATTLE. WHAT'S THE POINT OF THAT ? 675 00:44:42,413 --> 00:44:45,550 WHO DO YOU THINK'S RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE RAIN ? 676 00:44:45,583 --> 00:44:47,685 * EVERYBODY DANCE NOW 677 00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:59,664 ** 678 00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:03,568 * GIVE ME THE MUSIC 679 00:45:03,601 --> 00:45:06,571 * GIVE ME THE MUSIC 680 00:45:06,604 --> 00:45:08,706 * EVERYBODY DANCE NOW 681 00:45:08,740 --> 00:45:15,246 ** 682 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,749 ** EVERYBODY DANCE NOW 683 00:45:17,783 --> 00:45:21,753 * YEAH-YEAH, YEAH-YEAH 684 00:45:21,787 --> 00:45:26,424 * YEAH-YEAH EVERYBODY DANCE NOW * 685 00:45:26,457 --> 00:45:30,361 * YEAH-YEAH, YEAH-YEAH 686 00:45:30,395 --> 00:45:32,898 * YEAH-YEAH, EVERYBODY 687 00:45:32,931 --> 00:45:35,867 * HERE IS THE DOME THAT WAS THE PLACE * 688 00:45:35,901 --> 00:45:38,136 * BUT JAM WAS LIVE AND THE BEST AND I DON'T WASTE TIME * 689 00:45:38,169 --> 00:45:40,271 * OFF THE MIKE WITH THE DOPE RHYME * 690 00:45:40,305 --> 00:45:42,273 * JUMP TO THE RHYTHM, JUMP JUMP TO THE RHYTHM, JUMP * 691 00:45:42,307 --> 00:45:44,776 * AND I'M HERE TO COMBINE BEATS AND LYRICS * 692 00:45:44,810 --> 00:45:47,278 * THAT MAKE YOU SHAKE YOUR PANTS TAKE A CHANCE * 693 00:45:47,312 --> 00:45:49,447 * COME AND DANCE GUYS, GRAB A GIRL * 694 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,482 * DON'T WAIT MAKE A SQUIRREL * 695 00:45:51,516 --> 00:45:53,484 * IT'S YOUR WORLD AND I'M JUST A SQUIRREL * 696 00:45:53,518 --> 00:45:56,287 * TRYING TO GET A NUT TO MOVE YOUR BUTT TO THE DANCE FLOOR * 697 00:45:56,321 --> 00:45:58,790 * SO, YO, WHAT'S UP HANDS IN THE AIR, COME ON * 698 00:45:58,824 --> 00:46:01,492 * SAY YEAH, EVERYBODY OVER HERE EVERYBODY OVER THERE * 699 00:46:01,526 --> 00:46:03,628 * THE CROWD IS LIVE AND I WILL FOOL THIS FOOL * 700 00:46:03,661 --> 00:46:05,964 * PARTY PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE, MOVE * 701 00:46:05,997 --> 00:46:08,333 * NEXT IN LINE * GROOVE 702 00:46:08,366 --> 00:46:10,768 * WORK ME ALL NIGHT 703 00:46:10,802 --> 00:46:15,506 * COME ON LET'S SWEAT, BABY * 704 00:46:15,540 --> 00:46:17,976 * LET THE MUSIC TAKE CONTROL * 705 00:46:18,009 --> 00:46:19,677 * LET THE RHYTHM MOVE YOU 706 00:46:19,710 --> 00:46:23,281 * SWEAT, SWEAT 707 00:46:23,314 --> 00:46:28,286 * LET THE MUSIC TAKE CONTROL LET THE RHYTHM MOVE YOU * 708 00:46:28,319 --> 00:46:32,357 ** 709 00:46:32,390 --> 00:46:35,293 * EVERYBODY DANCE NOW 710 00:46:35,326 --> 00:46:42,667 ** 711 00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:46,004 * PAUSE, TAKE A BREATH GO FOR YOURS ON MY COMMAND * 712 00:46:46,037 --> 00:46:49,540 * NOW HIT THE DANCE FLOOR IT'S GONNA MAKE YOU SWEAT 'TIL YOU BLEED * 713 00:46:49,574 --> 00:46:51,609 * IS THAT DOPE ENOUGH INDEED * 714 00:46:51,642 --> 00:46:53,544 * I PAY THE PRICE I ROLL THE DICE * 715 00:46:53,578 --> 00:46:55,680 * I'M MORE PRECISE TO THE POINT, I'M NICE * 716 00:46:55,713 --> 00:46:57,682 * THE MUSIC TAKES CONTROL YOUR HEART AND SOUL UNFOLDS * 717 00:46:57,715 --> 00:47:00,618 * YOUR BODY IS FREE AND BEHOLD DANCE 'TIL YOU CAN'T * 718 00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:02,888 * DANCE 'TIL YOU CAN'T DANCE NO MORE * 719 00:47:02,921 --> 00:47:04,890 * GET ON THE FLOOR AND GET RAW * 720 00:47:04,923 --> 00:47:07,558 * AND THEN COME BACK AND UPSIDE DOWN, EASY NOW * 721 00:47:07,592 --> 00:47:10,461 * AND LET ME SEE YOU MOVE * NEXT IN LINE 722 00:47:10,495 --> 00:47:14,365 * GROOVE * WORK ME ALL NIGHT 723 00:47:14,399 --> 00:47:16,501 * THE MUSIC IS MY LIFE 724 00:47:16,534 --> 00:47:18,669 ** 725 00:47:18,703 --> 00:47:21,239 * EVERYBODY DANCE NOW 726 00:47:22,507 --> 00:47:28,880 * EVERYBODY COME ON, LET'S SWEAT, BABY * 727 00:47:28,914 --> 00:47:33,318 * LET THE MUSIC TAKE CONTROL LET THE RHYTHM MOVE YOU * 728 00:47:33,351 --> 00:47:37,522 * SWEAT, SWEAT 729 00:47:37,555 --> 00:47:41,592 * LET THE MUSIC TAKE CONTROL LET THE RHYTHM MOVE YOU * 730 00:47:41,626 --> 00:47:46,564 ** [ Scatting ] 731 00:47:46,597 --> 00:47:49,567 [ Thunder Rumbling ] 732 00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:54,405 [ Jack ] HEY, HEY, WE DID IT, BEN ! [ Red ] OH, MY GOSH, IT'S RAINING ! 733 00:47:54,439 --> 00:47:58,376 WE DID IT ! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT ? WE DID IT. I DON'T BELIEVE IT ! 734 00:47:58,409 --> 00:48:01,279 [ Cheering, Chattering ] 735 00:48:05,483 --> 00:48:07,752 [ Together ] GOD, LOOK AT ALL THIS RAIN ! IT'S POURING ! 736 00:48:07,785 --> 00:48:10,621 [ Thunder Rumbling ] 737 00:48:19,330 --> 00:48:22,968 [ Knocking ] BEN ! HARD COPY'S ON. 738 00:48:23,001 --> 00:48:26,437 BEN, YOU AWAKE ? 739 00:48:26,471 --> 00:48:29,440 I GUESS HE'S NOT COMING. 740 00:48:29,474 --> 00:48:32,443 [ Sighs ] HE'S EXHAUSTED. 741 00:48:32,477 --> 00:48:35,446 I DON'T BLAME HIM. I'M TIRED TOO. 742 00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:38,449 YEAH, YOU SHOULD GET TO BED EARLY TONIGHT. YEAH. 743 00:48:38,483 --> 00:48:40,618 IN FACT, UM-- 744 00:48:44,689 --> 00:48:47,758 IN FACT, WE CAN GO TO BED RIGHT NOW. 745 00:48:47,792 --> 00:48:50,795 OH, I CAN'T. I HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO. HONEY-- 746 00:48:50,828 --> 00:48:55,433 WE HAVEN'T BEEN ALONE IN SUCH A LONG TIME. OH, SANDY-- 747 00:48:55,466 --> 00:48:58,103 I PROMISE IT WON'T TAKE MORE THAN A COUPLE OF HOURS. 748 00:48:58,136 --> 00:49:01,639 OKAY. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 749 00:49:31,536 --> 00:49:33,504 COME ON, JACK ! DO I HAVE TO ? 750 00:49:33,538 --> 00:49:35,640 BUT I THOUGHT YOU LIKED NORM. 751 00:49:35,673 --> 00:49:37,775 WELL, YEAH, HE'S OKAY, I GUESS. 752 00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:40,511 SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM ? 753 00:49:40,545 --> 00:49:42,880 WELL, SEEING HIM FOR INDIAN GUIDES IS ONE THING, 754 00:49:42,913 --> 00:49:45,683 BUT HAVING HIM SLEEP OVER AT MY HOUSE IS SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. 755 00:49:45,716 --> 00:49:49,687 LOOK... NORM'S DAD TOLD ME HE DOESN'T HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS, 756 00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:52,157 AND I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE KIND OF A NICE GESTURE. 757 00:49:52,190 --> 00:49:53,758 SO DO ME THIS ONE FAVOR, OKAY ? 758 00:49:53,791 --> 00:49:58,463 WELL, HANGING OUT WITH A GUY LIKE THAT WON'T DO MUCH FOR MY REPUTATION, YOU KNOW ? 759 00:49:58,496 --> 00:50:02,500 YEAH, WE WOULDN'T WANT IT GETTING AROUND WHAT A NICE GUY YOU ARE. 760 00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:05,536 ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT. 761 00:50:05,570 --> 00:50:08,139 BUT JUST THIS ONCE, OKAY ? 762 00:50:08,173 --> 00:50:11,142 GOOD. AND TO MAKE IT REALLY SPECIAL, 763 00:50:11,176 --> 00:50:13,744 I EVEN GOT YOU GUYS AN AUTHENTIC INDIAN TEPEE. 764 00:50:13,778 --> 00:50:16,714 CHET'S SETTING IT UP THIS AFTERNOON. 765 00:50:16,747 --> 00:50:19,650 HE'S GONNA SET UP A TEPEE ? WHERE ? 766 00:50:19,684 --> 00:50:23,054 [ Sirens Wailing, Horns Honking ] 767 00:50:36,134 --> 00:50:39,737 IT WAS REAL NICE OF YOU TO INVITE ME TO SLEEP OVER, BEN. 768 00:50:39,770 --> 00:50:43,441 YEAH, SURE. NO SWEAT. GLAD TO DO IT. 769 00:50:43,474 --> 00:50:47,745 'CAUSE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER BEEN INVITED TO SLEEP OVER AT SOMEONE'S HOUSE. 770 00:50:47,778 --> 00:50:51,048 IT'S NO BIG DEAL, NORM. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 771 00:50:57,222 --> 00:50:59,790 I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING. 772 00:51:02,660 --> 00:51:04,962 THIS IS FOR ME ? 773 00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:08,266 IT MUST'VE COST YOU A FORTUNE. 774 00:51:08,299 --> 00:51:11,602 NOT REALLY. I MADE IT MYSELF. 775 00:51:11,636 --> 00:51:14,639 ALL THIS BEADWORK MUST'VE TAKEN FOREVER. 776 00:51:15,940 --> 00:51:20,878 WELL... I HAVEN'T MUCH ELSE TO DO WITH MY TIME, 777 00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:24,649 AND I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT TO HAVE IT. 778 00:51:24,682 --> 00:51:27,885 I GOTTA BE HONEST WITH YOU, NORM. 779 00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:31,088 I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'D DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 780 00:51:31,122 --> 00:51:33,891 BECAUSE I WANTED TO. 781 00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:37,094 AND BECAUSE WE'RE ALL PART OF THE SAME TRIBE AND EVERYTHING. 782 00:51:37,128 --> 00:51:42,700 IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN TELL ME. MY FEELINGS WON'T GET HURT. 783 00:51:45,670 --> 00:51:48,639 I LIKE IT VERY MUCH, NORM. 784 00:51:48,673 --> 00:51:50,675 THANKS. 785 00:51:52,810 --> 00:51:54,912 YOU KNOW WHAT ? I GOT AN IDEA. 786 00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:57,748 YOU WANNA GO DOWN TO MY ROOM AND PLAY SOME VIDEO GAMES ? 787 00:51:57,782 --> 00:52:00,818 WOULD I EVER ! LET'S DO IT. 788 00:52:00,851 --> 00:52:03,988 I JUST GOT THE NEW SUBHUMANOID SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5000. 789 00:52:04,021 --> 00:52:05,990 IT'S REALLY COOL, BUT IT'S HARD. 790 00:52:06,023 --> 00:52:08,025 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT HAD COME OUT YET. 791 00:52:08,058 --> 00:52:11,762 I'M STILL PLAYING ON THE SUBHUMANOID SLAUGHTERHOUSE 2000. 792 00:52:11,796 --> 00:52:14,632 THE 2000'S FOR WIMPS. THE 5000'S WAY BETTER ! 793 00:52:14,665 --> 00:52:17,001 WHEN YOU KILL GAKMO, THE SUBHUMANOID COMMANDER, 794 00:52:17,034 --> 00:52:19,637 HIS HEAD EXPLODES LIKE A GIGANTIC ZIT. 795 00:52:19,670 --> 00:52:21,639 COOL ! 796 00:52:21,672 --> 00:52:24,642 BUT YOU GOTTA WATCH OUT FOR DOUGLAS THE VAMPIRE TROLL. 797 00:52:24,675 --> 00:52:28,012 HE'S GOT THESE HYPER-SPEED PLASMA ROCKETS THAT'LL MELT ALL YOUR SKIN RIGHT OFF. 798 00:52:28,045 --> 00:52:31,015 WAY GROSS ! IT'S THE BEST ! 799 00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:38,055 [ Chattering ] 800 00:52:40,057 --> 00:52:41,992 HEY, MONROE. 801 00:52:43,228 --> 00:52:45,996 WHAT ARE YOU WEARING ? 802 00:52:46,030 --> 00:52:49,066 IT'S AN INDIAN VEST. WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE ? 803 00:52:49,099 --> 00:52:53,338 IT LOOKS LIKE GAKMO THE SUBHUMANOID'S HEAD EXPLODED ALL OVER YOUR SHIRT. 804 00:52:53,371 --> 00:52:55,806 WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS ALL OVER IT ? 805 00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:58,309 THESE HAPPEN TO BE AUTHENTIC INDIAN BEADS, MONROE. 806 00:52:58,343 --> 00:53:02,713 DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE GETTING A LITTLE HEAVY WITH THIS INDIAN THING ? 807 00:53:02,747 --> 00:53:06,050 YOU KNOW, I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA GET ON MY CASE. 808 00:53:06,083 --> 00:53:09,186 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ? IT'S NOT AS BAD AS WE THOUGHT. 809 00:53:09,220 --> 00:53:11,656 I'VE LEARNED A LOT OF COOL STUFF. 810 00:53:11,689 --> 00:53:13,891 FOR EXAMPLE, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SHOOT A BOW AND ARROW... 811 00:53:13,924 --> 00:53:16,394 OR THROW A TOMAHAWK ? NO. 812 00:53:16,427 --> 00:53:18,663 WELL, I DO. 813 00:53:18,696 --> 00:53:22,667 THAT SHOULD COME IN REAL HANDY THE NEXT TIME YOU GO BUFFALO HUNTING. 814 00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:25,270 AND NEXT WEEKEND WE'RE GOING ON A CANOE TRIP. 815 00:53:25,303 --> 00:53:29,039 WE'RE GONNA GO OVER WHITE WATER RAPIDS AND EVERYTHING. IT'S GONNA BE GREAT ! 816 00:53:29,073 --> 00:53:31,609 GEE, SORRY I CAN'T COME. 817 00:53:31,642 --> 00:53:34,745 NICE INDIAN BEADS, BUDDY. WHAT'S WITH THE VEST ? 818 00:53:34,779 --> 00:53:36,747 I DON'T WANT HIM. YOU TAKE HIM ! 819 00:53:36,781 --> 00:53:38,749 CAN I JOIN YOUR INDIAN CLUB TOO, PLEASE ? 820 00:53:38,783 --> 00:53:42,753 LOOKS LIKE CHINGACH-DORK IS GETTING SHOVED INTO HIS LOCKER AGAIN. 821 00:53:42,787 --> 00:53:45,890 SEE WHAT DRESSING UP LIKE AN INDIAN GETS YOU ? 822 00:53:47,725 --> 00:53:49,694 HEY, WH-WHERE YOU GOIN' ? 823 00:53:49,727 --> 00:53:52,096 I'M GONNA HELP HIM OUT. 824 00:53:53,130 --> 00:53:56,701 HEY ! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING ? 825 00:53:56,734 --> 00:53:58,869 TALKIN' TO US, PUNK ? 826 00:53:58,903 --> 00:54:01,372 I CAN'T WATCH THIS. 827 00:54:01,406 --> 00:54:05,343 LET HIM GO... OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES. 828 00:54:08,245 --> 00:54:11,048 WHOO ! YO ! YAH ! 829 00:54:11,081 --> 00:54:13,718 [ Shouts Continue ] 830 00:54:13,751 --> 00:54:17,788 OOOOH ! WAH ! WAH ! 831 00:54:17,822 --> 00:54:22,059 [ Ben ] SORRY ABOUT THAT, NORM, BUT I THOUGHT IT'D WORK. 832 00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:25,162 [ Norm ] THAT'S OKAY, BEN. I APPRECIATE THE EFFORT. 833 00:54:25,195 --> 00:54:28,966 YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT SO BAD IN HERE. IT'S KIND OF PEACEFUL. 834 00:54:28,999 --> 00:54:33,103 YEAH, IT'S AMAZING HOW YOU GET USED TO IT AFTER A WHILE. 835 00:54:33,137 --> 00:54:36,774 [ Pounding ] HELLO ? ANYBODY OUT THERE ? 836 00:54:36,807 --> 00:54:39,744 CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP US ? 837 00:54:39,777 --> 00:54:42,112 [ Pounding Continues ] HELLO ! 838 00:54:43,948 --> 00:54:46,851 [ Chattering ] 839 00:54:57,862 --> 00:55:00,965 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WE READY FOR THE BIG CANOE TRIP ? YEAH ! 840 00:55:00,998 --> 00:55:03,834 YOU'RE GONNA GO OVER A LOT OF WHITE WATER RAPIDS. YEAH ! 841 00:55:03,868 --> 00:55:05,836 SOME OF US MIGHT FALL OUT. YEAH ! 842 00:55:05,870 --> 00:55:09,340 BE TORN TO BITS BY A MAN-EATING SALMON. YEAH ! 843 00:55:09,374 --> 00:55:12,843 ALL RIGHT, AS SOON AS JACK GETS HERE, WE'RE VAPOR. YEAH ! 844 00:55:12,877 --> 00:55:16,347 SO, BEN, DID, UH-- DID JACK MENTION WHEN HE'S GONNA, UH, BE HERE ? 845 00:55:16,381 --> 00:55:18,883 WELL, HE SAID HE HAD TO FINISH SOME WORK AT THE OFFICE, 846 00:55:18,916 --> 00:55:21,051 BUT HE PROMISED HE'D BE HERE BY NOON. 847 00:55:21,085 --> 00:55:24,221 HEY, IF HE PROMISED, THEN HE'LL BE HERE. 848 00:55:29,093 --> 00:55:32,530 OH, GREAT, I'M GONNA BE LATE ! I CAN'T BE LATE ! 849 00:55:32,563 --> 00:55:35,766 [ Tires Screeching ] 850 00:55:39,570 --> 00:55:41,872 THIS IS IT ! 851 00:55:41,906 --> 00:55:46,043 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE ? MY BRAKES ARE OUT ! 852 00:55:46,076 --> 00:55:49,747 BYE-BYE, STURGES. HAVE A NICE LIFE. 853 00:55:51,081 --> 00:55:54,351 [ Tires Screeching, Horns Honking ] 854 00:55:57,788 --> 00:56:00,157 OHHH ! AAAH ! 855 00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:03,160 [ Grunting, Groaning ] 856 00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:06,531 WHOA ! WATCH IT ! [ Honking Horn ] 857 00:56:09,299 --> 00:56:12,937 [ Tires Screeching, Horns Honking ] 858 00:56:16,206 --> 00:56:18,208 OH, NO ! 859 00:56:18,242 --> 00:56:20,811 [ Bus Horn Honking, Tires Skidding ] 860 00:56:22,580 --> 00:56:25,950 - [ Truck Horn Honking ] - [ Gasps ] 861 00:56:30,254 --> 00:56:32,957 NO BRAKES ! SORRY, NO BRAKES ! 862 00:56:40,230 --> 00:56:42,567 [ Gasps ] 863 00:56:46,571 --> 00:56:49,540 HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING ? DID YOU SEE THAT ? HEY, COME ON, LET'S GO ! 864 00:56:49,574 --> 00:56:52,276 HEY, COME ON, BOB, FOLLOW ME ! 865 00:56:53,844 --> 00:56:57,314 WHAT HAPPENED OVER HERE ? COME ON, BUDDY ! MOVE IT ! 866 00:56:57,347 --> 00:56:59,817 BITCHIN' ! THROW HIM A LINE ! 867 00:56:59,850 --> 00:57:02,587 [ Gasping, Panting ] 868 00:57:02,620 --> 00:57:04,589 I DON'T BELIEVE IT ! 869 00:57:04,622 --> 00:57:07,091 I CUT THOSE BRAKE LINES CLEAN. HE SHOULD BE DEAD RIGHT NOW. 870 00:57:07,124 --> 00:57:09,460 IT'S ALL RIGHT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 871 00:57:09,494 --> 00:57:12,963 IT WAS AN UNLUCKY BREAK, THAT'S ALL. WE'LL GET ANOTHER CHANCE. 872 00:57:12,997 --> 00:57:15,933 COME ON, LET'S GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE SOMEBODY SEES US. 873 00:57:19,269 --> 00:57:21,472 OVER HERE. OVER HERE. 874 00:57:21,506 --> 00:57:23,273 OVER HERE. OVER HERE. 875 00:57:23,307 --> 00:57:26,343 COME ON, SERVE IT. WHOO ! WHOA ! 876 00:57:28,646 --> 00:57:33,083 IT'S ALREADY 12:47. I THINK WE SHOULD GET GOING THERE, CHET. TIME'S A-WASTING. 877 00:57:33,117 --> 00:57:37,187 I WAS SURE JACK WOULD BE HERE BY NOW. I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED. 878 00:57:38,355 --> 00:57:40,324 [ Sighs ] 879 00:57:40,357 --> 00:57:44,028 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. POOR BEN. 880 00:57:44,061 --> 00:57:46,330 HIT IT. THERE YOU GO. 881 00:57:46,363 --> 00:57:48,633 SOMEONE'S GONNA HAVE TO TELL HIM. 882 00:57:48,666 --> 00:57:51,235 EITHER ONE OF YOU GUYS WANT TO DO IT ? 883 00:57:53,370 --> 00:57:55,339 COWARDS. 884 00:57:55,372 --> 00:57:58,509 OKAY, GUIDES, TIME TO GO. LET'S LOAD UP. 885 00:57:58,543 --> 00:58:00,678 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO, GUYS. 886 00:58:00,711 --> 00:58:03,480 YES ! 887 00:58:03,514 --> 00:58:07,051 LISTEN, BEN, UH, RED WON'T LET US WAIT ANY LONGER FOR JACK. 888 00:58:08,553 --> 00:58:12,222 OH, UH, SURE, MR. BRONSKI. I UNDERSTAND. 889 00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:16,226 YOU KNOW, JACK HAS A VERY IMPORTANT JOB. 890 00:58:16,260 --> 00:58:18,362 IT'S NOT LIKE ME OR LLOYD OR RED. 891 00:58:18,395 --> 00:58:21,331 SO I'M SURE WHATEVER'S KEEPING HIM IS GONNA BE PRETTY IMPORTANT TOO. 892 00:58:21,365 --> 00:58:24,001 YEAH. 893 00:58:26,270 --> 00:58:28,539 HEY, YOU WANNA COME ALONG WITH US ? HUH ? 894 00:58:28,573 --> 00:58:31,475 YOU CAN SIT IN THE MIDDLE. NORM AND I WILL TAKE CARE OF ALL THE PADDLING. 895 00:58:31,508 --> 00:58:34,478 HOW WOULD THAT BE ? NO, THANKS, MR. BRONSKI. 896 00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:36,647 I DON'T FEEL MUCH LIKE GOING ANYWAY. 897 00:58:36,681 --> 00:58:38,549 YOU SURE ? 898 00:58:38,583 --> 00:58:43,020 ABSOLUTELY. YOU GUYS GO AHEAD AND HAVE A GREAT TIME. 899 00:58:43,053 --> 00:58:46,423 I'LL BE OKAY. YEAH. 900 00:58:51,195 --> 00:58:53,363 HEY, BEN. 901 00:58:53,397 --> 00:58:56,601 HEY-HA-WA-YA. 902 00:58:58,969 --> 00:59:02,306 [ Door Closes, Engine Starts ] 903 00:59:13,317 --> 00:59:16,120 [ Sniffling ] 904 00:59:18,455 --> 00:59:21,425 [ Sniffling Continues ] 905 00:59:33,804 --> 00:59:36,607 [ Tapping ] 906 00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:47,985 HI, HONEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK SO EARLY ? WHERE'S JACK ? 907 00:59:48,018 --> 00:59:50,120 HE DIDN'T SHOW UP. 908 00:59:51,421 --> 00:59:54,424 WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DIDN'T SHOW UP ? WHAT HAPPENED ? 909 00:59:54,458 --> 00:59:57,662 WELL, HE PROMISED HE'D BE THERE, BUT HE NEVER SHOWED UP. 910 00:59:57,695 --> 01:00:00,597 SO THE OTHER GUYS WENT ON WITHOUT ME. 911 01:00:00,631 --> 01:00:03,167 OH, BABY, I'M SO SORRY. 912 01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:05,602 I'M SURE THERE'S AN EXPLANATION. 913 01:00:05,636 --> 01:00:08,405 HE JUST FOUND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO, THAT'S ALL. 914 01:00:08,438 --> 01:00:11,776 NO, I KNOW JACK. HE WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 915 01:00:13,811 --> 01:00:16,781 JUST LIKE YOU KNEW DAD WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT ? 916 01:00:19,349 --> 01:00:22,286 [ Knocking ] 917 01:00:31,161 --> 01:00:33,363 OH, MY GOD ! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ? 918 01:00:33,397 --> 01:00:36,701 I GOT CAUGHT IN A SUDDEN DOWNPOUR AND REALLY GOT SOAKED. 919 01:00:36,734 --> 01:00:38,335 WHEN WAS IT RAINING ? 920 01:00:38,368 --> 01:00:43,040 IT'S KIND OF COMPLICATED. I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT LATER. I NEED TO TALK TO BEN FIRST. 921 01:00:43,073 --> 01:00:45,042 I'LL GET YOU A TOWEL. 922 01:00:45,075 --> 01:00:47,044 THANKS. 923 01:00:56,854 --> 01:01:00,524 I'M REALLY SORRY I MISSED THE CANOE TRIP, BEN. 924 01:01:00,557 --> 01:01:05,229 I HAD CAR TROUBLE, AND I JUST COULDN'T MAKE IT. 925 01:01:07,698 --> 01:01:10,067 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 926 01:01:13,270 --> 01:01:17,708 I WANTED TO BE THERE, BEN. I REALLY DID. 927 01:01:24,181 --> 01:01:26,083 [ Sighs ] 928 01:01:28,853 --> 01:01:33,157 COULD YOU GET OUT OF THE CHAIR WITH YOUR WET CLOTHES, PLEASE ? 929 01:01:33,190 --> 01:01:36,393 SORRY. HE'S REALLY TAKING THIS HARD. 930 01:01:36,426 --> 01:01:39,764 WELL, HE WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS TRIP... 931 01:01:39,797 --> 01:01:42,232 AND HE WAS COUNTING ON YOU TO BE THERE. 932 01:01:42,266 --> 01:01:45,535 BELIEVE ME, WHAT HAPPENED WAS UNAVOIDABLE. 933 01:01:45,569 --> 01:01:47,537 I'M SURE IT WAS. 934 01:01:47,571 --> 01:01:51,275 BUT WITHOUT MEANING TO, YOU BROKE A PROMISE TO HIM, 935 01:01:51,308 --> 01:01:55,445 WHICH, UNFORTUNATELY, IS SOMETHING HIS FATHER USED TO DO TO HIM ALL THE TIME. 936 01:01:57,614 --> 01:02:01,852 I GUESS I HAVE TO PAY FOR ALL THE MISTAKES HIS FATHER MADE, DON'T I ? 937 01:02:01,886 --> 01:02:04,388 I'M AFRAID IT GOES WITH THE TERRITORY. 938 01:02:06,423 --> 01:02:09,126 I'LL GO TALK TO HIM. 939 01:02:09,159 --> 01:02:11,595 NO, WAIT A MINUTE. I'LL DO IT. 940 01:02:11,628 --> 01:02:14,498 [ Knocking ] 941 01:02:16,300 --> 01:02:18,735 BEN, TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC ? 942 01:02:18,769 --> 01:02:21,939 YEAH, SURE. DO WHAT YOU WANT. 943 01:02:21,972 --> 01:02:25,776 LOOK, BEN, I KNOW YOU'RE MAD AT ME... 944 01:02:25,810 --> 01:02:29,413 AND I KNOW THERE'S NO REASON IN THE WORLD FOR YOU TO BELIEVE ME, 945 01:02:29,446 --> 01:02:31,916 BUT I'M GONNA MAKE THIS UP TO YOU, I SWEAR. 946 01:02:33,650 --> 01:02:38,288 HEY, YOU KNOW THE FOURTH OF JULY CAMPING TRIP THAT'S COMING UP ? 947 01:02:38,322 --> 01:02:39,523 YEAH, WHAT ABOUT IT ? 948 01:02:39,556 --> 01:02:43,794 WELL, I GIVE YOU MY WORD, NOTHING'S GONNA INTERFERE WITH IT. 949 01:02:43,828 --> 01:02:47,431 WE'RE GONNA GO AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE THE BEST TIME WE'VE EVER HAD. 950 01:02:47,464 --> 01:02:49,733 OKAY ? I PROMISE. 951 01:02:49,766 --> 01:02:52,469 YEAH, SURE. 952 01:02:52,502 --> 01:02:54,471 OKAY. GOOD. 953 01:03:05,850 --> 01:03:07,852 [ Sighs ] 954 01:03:14,992 --> 01:03:18,428 IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR HUNCH WAS RIGHT, JACK. 955 01:03:18,462 --> 01:03:20,664 THAT WAS NO ACCIDENT YOU HAD. 956 01:03:20,697 --> 01:03:24,501 ACCORDING TO THE POLICE REPORT, THE BRAKE LINES ON YOUR CAR WERE CUT. 957 01:03:24,534 --> 01:03:27,504 LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY WANTS YOU DEAD. 958 01:03:27,537 --> 01:03:30,307 I THINK IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA IF WE TRANSFERRED YOU... 959 01:03:30,340 --> 01:03:32,376 TO THE PORTLAND OFFICE FOR A WHILE. PORTLAND ? 960 01:03:32,409 --> 01:03:35,212 JUST UNTIL WE CAN FIND OUT WHO'S BEHIND THIS THING. 961 01:03:35,245 --> 01:03:38,282 I'LL PUT THE FEDERAL MARSHALLS ON IT RIGHT AWAY. 962 01:03:38,315 --> 01:03:40,617 WE SHOULD HAVE IT WRAPPED UP END OF JULY, AT THE LATEST. 963 01:03:40,650 --> 01:03:43,954 END OF JULY ? FORGET IT, BOB. CAN'T DO IT. 964 01:03:43,988 --> 01:03:46,656 EXCUSE ME. CAN'T DO IT, BOB. 965 01:03:46,690 --> 01:03:48,959 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU CAN'T DO IT ? 966 01:03:48,993 --> 01:03:51,996 THIS ISN'T A NEGOTIATION; IT'S AN ORDER. 967 01:03:52,029 --> 01:03:54,698 WELL, THEN... 968 01:03:54,731 --> 01:03:58,002 YOU CAN FIRE ME OR I'LL QUIT. 969 01:03:59,569 --> 01:04:01,671 EITHER WAY, I'M NOT GOING TO PORTLAND. 970 01:04:01,705 --> 01:04:04,541 GOT SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT TO DO. SORRY, BOB. 971 01:04:04,574 --> 01:04:07,978 MIND TELLING ME WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN STAYING ALIVE ? 972 01:04:08,012 --> 01:04:11,916 RIGHT NOW... A CAMPING TRIP WITH BEN. 973 01:04:19,456 --> 01:04:21,558 [ Jack ] HEY, CHET, HOW ABOUT A SING-ALONG ? 974 01:04:21,591 --> 01:04:23,827 [ Chet ] GREAT IDEA. WHAT DO YOU WANNA SING ? 975 01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:25,829 I DON'T KNOW. HOW ABOUT "LOUIE, LOUIE" ? 976 01:04:25,862 --> 01:04:28,832 [ Red ] POINT OF ORDER THERE, JACK. I BELIEVE THAT'S "LOUIE, LOU-I." 977 01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:31,701 AND I DON'T THINK THE BOYS WOULD KNOW THE LYRICS TO THAT ONE. 978 01:04:31,735 --> 01:04:34,838 THAT'S THE GREAT THING ABOUT THAT SONG, RED. NOBODY KNOWS THE LYRICS. 979 01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:37,841 YOU CAN MUMBLE ANYTHING YOU WANT... AND STILL SOUND FINE. 980 01:04:37,874 --> 01:04:40,844 WHO NEEDS WORDS ANYWAY ? RIGHT, DAD ? 981 01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:43,847 [ Jack Whistles ] WHAT DO YOU SAY, CHET ? TAKE IT. 982 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:47,417 * DA DA-DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA-DA * 983 01:04:47,451 --> 01:04:51,755 * DA-DA DA-DA-DA * UH LOUIE, LOUIE OH, NO * 984 01:04:51,788 --> 01:04:55,892 * SAYIN' WE GOTTA GO YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH * 985 01:04:55,926 --> 01:04:59,596 * UH LOUIE, LOUIE OH, NO * 986 01:04:59,629 --> 01:05:03,533 * SAYIN' WE GOTTA GO YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH * 987 01:05:03,567 --> 01:05:07,804 * SAID UH LOUIE, LOUIE OH, BABY * 988 01:05:07,837 --> 01:05:09,806 * SAID WE GOTTA GO 989 01:05:11,141 --> 01:05:15,112 * A FINE LITTLE GIRL IS WAITIN' FOR ME * 990 01:05:15,145 --> 01:05:19,083 * ME CATCH A SHIP ACROSS THE SEA * 991 01:05:19,116 --> 01:05:22,987 * ME SAILED THAT SHIP AH ALL ALONE * 992 01:05:23,020 --> 01:05:26,656 * ME NEVER THINK HOW I'LL MAKE IT HOME * 993 01:05:26,690 --> 01:05:28,825 ** [ Music Fades ] 994 01:05:31,161 --> 01:05:35,465 GEEZ, BEN, THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF HERE. SURE GLAD IT'S A SINGLE. 995 01:05:35,499 --> 01:05:38,468 CAN YOU IMAGINE TRYING TO PUT UP A TWO-BEDROOM TEPEE ? 996 01:05:38,502 --> 01:05:42,106 NO, I CAN'T, BUT THAT'S A REALLY FUNNY CONCEPT. 997 01:05:42,139 --> 01:05:45,609 BEN, THAT WAS MY SUBTLE WAY OF ASKING FOR HELP. 998 01:05:45,642 --> 01:05:48,578 WELL, YOU'LL HAVE TO BE MORE OBVIOUS, JACK. 999 01:05:48,612 --> 01:05:51,648 I'M JUST A KID. I DON'T GET SUBTLETIES. 1000 01:05:51,681 --> 01:05:55,119 OKAY, FINE. WANNA GIVE ME A HAND ? 1001 01:05:55,152 --> 01:05:57,487 NO, I'D RATHER NOT. MY BACK'S SORE. 1002 01:05:57,521 --> 01:06:02,492 ALL RIGHT. I'LL ASK SOMEBODY ELSE, THEN, FOR HELP. 1003 01:06:05,862 --> 01:06:08,565 HEY, LLOYD, CAN YOU HELP ME OUT ? 1004 01:06:20,510 --> 01:06:22,712 [ Whispering ] LET'S MAKE HIM LAUGH. 1005 01:06:22,746 --> 01:06:24,848 OKAY, WE'LL HAVE THIS UP IN NO TIME ! 1006 01:06:24,881 --> 01:06:26,850 [ Whistles ] 1007 01:06:26,883 --> 01:06:29,586 LLOYD SAYS, "IN A NEW YORK MINUTE." WELL, LET'S DO IT. 1008 01:06:33,023 --> 01:06:35,125 I'M ALL RIGHT. IT'S OKAY. 1009 01:06:35,159 --> 01:06:37,461 THIS LOOKS GOOD. 1010 01:06:37,494 --> 01:06:39,463 [ Grunts ] 1011 01:06:39,496 --> 01:06:41,998 THIS ONE'S LONG. OH, PERFECT. 1012 01:06:42,032 --> 01:06:45,135 I NEED THESE FOR THE-- 1013 01:06:45,169 --> 01:06:48,705 'CAUSE WE HAVE TO PUT-- WE HAVE TO CROSS THESE, LLOYD. 1014 01:06:48,738 --> 01:06:51,741 THEY SHOULD ALL BE THE SAME HEIGHT, AND THEN WE CAN JUST MAKE A CROSS. 1015 01:06:51,775 --> 01:06:54,178 MAKE SURE THEY'RE THE SAME HEIGHT. 1016 01:06:59,015 --> 01:07:01,518 OKAY, THIS IS GOOD. WE'LL JUST PULL IT OVER-- 1017 01:07:01,551 --> 01:07:03,520 A LITTLE BIT MORE OF AN ANGLE. 1018 01:07:03,553 --> 01:07:05,855 OKAY, THAT'S GOOD. RIGHT LIKE THAT. 1019 01:07:07,524 --> 01:07:09,726 OW ! OW ! OW ! 1020 01:07:09,759 --> 01:07:12,862 - [ Both Groaning ] - [ Laughing ] 1021 01:07:12,896 --> 01:07:15,899 I'D BETTER HOLD IT. OKAY ? 1022 01:07:17,134 --> 01:07:20,003 WE SHOULD TRY TO KEEP IT ON AN ANGLE... 1023 01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:23,107 SO WE COULD SLIP THIS OVER WHEN WE'RE THROUGH. 1024 01:07:23,140 --> 01:07:27,944 AAH ! AH ! OW ! YOU GOT ME IN THE FOOT AGAIN THERE, LLOYD. 1025 01:07:31,615 --> 01:07:34,951 IT'S A GOOD JOB. THANKS, LLOYD. 1026 01:07:36,620 --> 01:07:39,123 LET'S GET SOME WATER OR SOMETHING. 1027 01:07:42,259 --> 01:07:44,228 NICE JOB ON THE TENT, STURGES. 1028 01:07:44,261 --> 01:07:46,596 OKAY, BOYS, MIGHT AS WELL SETTLE IN. 1029 01:07:46,630 --> 01:07:49,065 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEND THE NIGHT. 1030 01:07:55,805 --> 01:07:58,275 WELL, IT DOESN'T GET MUCH BETTER THAN THIS, EH, GUYS ? 1031 01:07:58,308 --> 01:08:00,810 [ Chuckling ] 1032 01:08:00,844 --> 01:08:02,979 ANYBODY FEEL LIKE A STORY ? 1033 01:08:03,012 --> 01:08:04,881 YEAH ! EXCELLENT IDEA. 1034 01:08:04,914 --> 01:08:07,184 CAN I BORROW YOUR HEADDRESS, CHET ? YEAH, SURE. 1035 01:08:09,919 --> 01:08:12,156 BE VERY CAREFUL. 1036 01:08:14,191 --> 01:08:16,693 ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. VERY GOOD. 1037 01:08:18,328 --> 01:08:20,630 OKAY. NOW... 1038 01:08:20,664 --> 01:08:23,800 THIS IS A VERY OLD INDIAN LEGEND... 1039 01:08:23,833 --> 01:08:26,503 PASSED DOWN FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION. 1040 01:08:26,536 --> 01:08:29,806 EITHER THAT OR I SAW IT ON AN EPISODE OF F TROOP. [ Boys Chuckle ] 1041 01:08:29,839 --> 01:08:33,643 YOU REMEMBER THAT SHOW WHERE ALL THE INDIANS WERE PLAYED BY ITALIAN ACTORS ? 1042 01:08:33,677 --> 01:08:36,146 [ Deepens Voice ] THEM ALL TALK LIKE THIS. 1043 01:08:36,180 --> 01:08:39,115 UH, REAL NATIVE AMERICANS DON'T TALK LIKE THAT. 1044 01:08:39,149 --> 01:08:41,585 YES, SQUATTING DOG KNOW THIS. 1045 01:08:41,618 --> 01:08:44,788 BUT INTEND USE ONLY FOR COMIC EFFECT. 1046 01:08:45,855 --> 01:08:47,824 OKAY. 1047 01:08:47,857 --> 01:08:52,996 MANY MOON AGO WAS YOUNG LAKOTA BRAVE NAMED YOUNG CRAB. 1048 01:08:53,029 --> 01:08:56,132 SO CALLED BECAUSE HIM ALWAYS IN A LOUSY MOOD. 1049 01:08:56,166 --> 01:09:00,270 ESPECIALLY AFTER FATHER SKIPPED CAMP WITH SECRETARY. 1050 01:09:00,304 --> 01:09:04,708 LEAVE YOUNG CRAB ALL ALONE, TAKE CARE OF MOTHER NAMED LOTSA HAIR. 1051 01:09:04,741 --> 01:09:06,943 [ Boys Laughing ] 1052 01:09:06,976 --> 01:09:11,948 YEARS GO BY. YOUNG CRAB AND LOTSA HAIR BECOME INSEPARABLE. 1053 01:09:11,981 --> 01:09:14,618 BUILD NEW LIFE. 1054 01:09:14,651 --> 01:09:18,655 YOUNG CRAB SO HAPPY, EVEN THINK ABOUT CHANGING NAME TO HAPPY FACE. 1055 01:09:18,688 --> 01:09:22,226 BUT THEN ONE DAY LOTSA HAIR BRING HOME... 1056 01:09:22,259 --> 01:09:25,862 INCREDIBLY HANDSOME LAKOTA WARRIOR... 1057 01:09:25,895 --> 01:09:28,332 NAMED LOOK SO DARN GOOD. 1058 01:09:28,365 --> 01:09:30,334 [ Laughter ] 1059 01:09:30,367 --> 01:09:35,805 SHE SAY, "YOUNG CRAB, THIS LOOK SO DARN GOOD. I'VE DECIDED TO MARRY HIM. 1060 01:09:35,839 --> 01:09:39,042 CAN BLAME ME ? I MEAN, CHECK IT OUT ONE TIME." 1061 01:09:39,075 --> 01:09:41,044 [ Laughter ] 1062 01:09:41,077 --> 01:09:44,648 YOUNG CRAB NOT LIKE LOOK SO DARN GOOD FROM GET GO. 1063 01:09:44,681 --> 01:09:49,586 NOT LIKE WAY HE RUIN HAPPY LIFE YOUNG CRAB HAVE WITH LOTSA HAIR. 1064 01:09:49,619 --> 01:09:52,922 SO DO EVERYTHING HE CAN TO MAKE LOOK SO DARN GOOD... 1065 01:09:52,956 --> 01:09:56,826 LOOK NOT SO DARN HOT. [ Boys Laughing ] 1066 01:09:56,860 --> 01:10:00,196 POUR GLUE IN MOCCASIN. [ Boys Groaning ] 1067 01:10:00,230 --> 01:10:04,167 ORDER TEN PIZZA, HAVE DELIVERED TO LOOK SO DARN GOOD'S TEPEE. [ Boys Laughing ] 1068 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:08,272 RUN UP BIG BILLS CALLING 1-900 NUMBERS. OHHH ! 1069 01:10:08,305 --> 01:10:11,275 LITTLE GUIDES NOT TRY AT HOME, BY THE WAY. 1070 01:10:11,308 --> 01:10:13,943 YOUNG CRAB SOUND LIKE HIM COULD USE SOME DISCIPLINE. 1071 01:10:13,977 --> 01:10:16,780 PERHAPS TRIP TO WOODSHED IN ORDER. 1072 01:10:16,813 --> 01:10:20,717 NO, NO, SILVER FOX, YOUNG CRAB NOT NEED DISCIPLINE. 1073 01:10:20,750 --> 01:10:22,719 HIM JUST SCARED... 1074 01:10:22,752 --> 01:10:26,723 LOOK SO DARN GOOD DO SAME THING AS FATHER. 1075 01:10:27,791 --> 01:10:29,759 RUN AWAY. 1076 01:10:29,793 --> 01:10:33,930 HURT LOTSA HAIR AND YOUNG CRAB ALL OVER AGAIN. 1077 01:10:33,963 --> 01:10:37,233 LOOK SO DARN GOOD MUST PROVE HIMSELF TRUSTWORTHY. 1078 01:10:38,968 --> 01:10:41,438 GOOD MEDICINE, RUNNING HORSE. 1079 01:10:41,471 --> 01:10:44,274 BUT TRUST FUNNY THING. 1080 01:10:44,308 --> 01:10:47,043 NO MATTER HOW HARD ONE TRY, 1081 01:10:47,076 --> 01:10:50,314 SOONER OR LATER BOUND TO SCREW UP, BREAK TRUST. 1082 01:10:50,347 --> 01:10:54,918 NOT MEAN TO, BUT, HEY, POO HAPPEN. 1083 01:10:54,951 --> 01:10:56,820 [ Laughter ] 1084 01:10:56,853 --> 01:10:59,456 NOW WHAT CAN GUIDES LEARN FROM THIS STORY ? 1085 01:10:59,489 --> 01:11:02,091 [ Clears Throat ] MOST IMPORTANT THING: 1086 01:11:02,125 --> 01:11:05,795 LITTLE GUIDES MUST NEVER CALL 1-900 NUMBERS... 1087 01:11:05,829 --> 01:11:07,964 WITHOUT PARENT'S PERMISSION. 1088 01:11:07,997 --> 01:11:11,167 GOOD POINT, SILVER FOX. BUT WAY OFF, AS USUAL. 1089 01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:15,305 I THINK THE LESSON IS ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF COMMUNICATION. 1090 01:11:19,309 --> 01:11:21,811 SILENT THUNDER AND TALKING ROCK CORRECT. 1091 01:11:21,845 --> 01:11:25,014 COMMUNICATION ALWAYS FIRST STEP. 1092 01:11:25,048 --> 01:11:28,818 I THINK IT ALSO MEANS YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO HAVE FAITH IN PEOPLE, 1093 01:11:28,852 --> 01:11:31,355 EVEN IF SOMETIMES THEY DISAPPOINT YOU. 1094 01:11:31,388 --> 01:11:34,157 DARK EAGLE HIT NAIL RIGHT ON HEAD. 1095 01:11:34,190 --> 01:11:38,161 GREAT STORY AND A GOOD LESSON FOR ALL OF US. 1096 01:11:38,194 --> 01:11:40,263 [ Red ] GOOD STORY, JACK. ALL RIGHT. 1097 01:11:40,296 --> 01:11:43,333 - YEAH ! - GREAT STORY, JACK. 1098 01:11:43,367 --> 01:11:46,302 [ Applause Continues ] 1099 01:12:04,220 --> 01:12:07,190 [ Norman ] I'M HUNGRY, DAD. WHEN ARE WE EATING ? 1100 01:12:07,223 --> 01:12:10,026 [ Chet ] AH, WE GOTTA GO DOWN TO THE STREAM AND CATCH OUR BREAKFAST. 1101 01:12:10,059 --> 01:12:12,796 [ Red ] HEY, CHIEF, IS THAT COFFEE READY YET ? JUST ABOUT. 1102 01:12:12,829 --> 01:12:16,165 [ Hank ] CAN WE HAVE BACON AND EGGS ? IF IT'S IN THE STREAM. 1103 01:12:18,835 --> 01:12:21,738 [ Mosquito Buzzing ] 1104 01:12:26,376 --> 01:12:28,277 [ Groans ] 1105 01:12:33,517 --> 01:12:36,052 MORNING, JACK. HOW'D YOU SLEEP ? 1106 01:12:36,085 --> 01:12:40,056 FINE. FINE. YOU SEEN BEN ? 1107 01:12:40,089 --> 01:12:44,761 YEAH. I ASKED HIM TO GO DOWN TO THE CREEK AND FILL UP THE CANTEENS. 1108 01:12:44,794 --> 01:12:49,332 OH, WELL, I'M GLAD YOU ASKED HIM AND NOT ME. WE'D ALL DIE OF THIRST. 1109 01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:52,035 REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU, BUDDY. 1110 01:12:52,068 --> 01:12:54,203 YEAH, JUST KEEP AT IT. 1111 01:12:54,237 --> 01:12:57,841 BUT I GOTTA TELL YOU, CHET, I'M ABOUT READY TO GIVE UP. 1112 01:12:57,874 --> 01:13:00,844 I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING I CAN THINK OF TO GET THROUGH TO HIM. 1113 01:13:00,877 --> 01:13:02,846 IT'S JUST NOT WORKING. 1114 01:13:02,879 --> 01:13:06,115 IT TAKES TIME. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, YOU'RE DOING FINE. 1115 01:13:07,551 --> 01:13:11,054 YEAH, REAL FINE. 1116 01:13:19,496 --> 01:13:22,932 [ Murray ] COME ON, TONY, GET OUT OF THE WATER. YOU'RE GONNA RUIN YOUR SUIT. 1117 01:13:22,966 --> 01:13:25,902 [ Grunting, Muttering ] 1118 01:13:29,338 --> 01:13:32,141 HEY, I GOT ONE ! I GOT ONE ! 1119 01:13:32,175 --> 01:13:36,079 HEY, MURRAY, JOEY, LOOK AT THIS. I ACTUALLY CAUGHT A FISH ! 1120 01:13:36,112 --> 01:13:38,582 I'M A REGULAR JACQUES COUSTEAU OVER HERE ! 1121 01:13:38,615 --> 01:13:42,118 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE IT. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE FISHED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE ! 1122 01:13:42,151 --> 01:13:43,787 I COULD ACTUALLY ENJOY THIS. 1123 01:13:43,820 --> 01:13:48,424 MURRAY, AFTER WE KILL THIS STURGES GUY, MAYBE WE CAN COME BACK HERE AND DO THIS AGAIN. 1124 01:13:48,458 --> 01:13:50,460 JACK. 1125 01:13:55,499 --> 01:13:59,268 - JACK, JACK ! - WHAT'S THE MATTER ? 1126 01:13:59,302 --> 01:14:01,838 [ Panting ] THERE'S SOME GUYS OVER THERE IN SUITS FISHING. 1127 01:14:01,871 --> 01:14:04,173 ONE OF 'EM SAID THEY CAME UP HERE TO KILL YOU. 1128 01:14:04,207 --> 01:14:07,210 WHERE ARE THEY ? OVER THERE BY THE CREEK. 1129 01:14:12,516 --> 01:14:15,151 COME ON, TONY. ENOUGH WITH THE FISHING ALREADY ! 1130 01:14:15,184 --> 01:14:18,154 JUST ONE MORE, JUST ONE MORE ! I'M GETTIN' REALLY GOOD AT THIS. 1131 01:14:18,187 --> 01:14:22,592 YEAH, IF YOU WERE AS GOOD AT ARRANGING CAR ACCIDENTS, STURGES WOULD BE DEAD BY NOW. 1132 01:14:22,626 --> 01:14:25,094 AND WE WOULDN'T BE SITTIN' AROUND IN THE FOREST... 1133 01:14:25,128 --> 01:14:27,363 LIKE ROBIN HOOD AND HIS MERRY MEN ! 1134 01:14:30,667 --> 01:14:33,102 WHAT ACCIDENT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT, JACK ? 1135 01:14:33,136 --> 01:14:35,204 I THOUGHT YOU JUST HAD SOME CAR TROUBLE. 1136 01:14:35,238 --> 01:14:38,207 I DID HAVE SOME CAR TROUBLE. I JUST DIDN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH. 1137 01:14:38,241 --> 01:14:40,343 OKAY, SO TELL ME NOW. 1138 01:14:42,011 --> 01:14:44,213 JACK, TELL ME ! 1139 01:14:44,247 --> 01:14:47,350 ALL RIGHT. THOSE GUYS DID SOMETHING TO THE BRAKES OF MY CAR. 1140 01:14:47,383 --> 01:14:49,485 I ENDED UP IN THE BAY. NO BIG DEAL. 1141 01:14:49,519 --> 01:14:51,655 NO BIG DEAL ? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ? 1142 01:14:51,688 --> 01:14:53,990 DIDN'T WANT TO WORRY YOU OR YOUR MOM. 1143 01:14:54,023 --> 01:14:58,227 I-I-I THOUGHT YOU MADE UP THE CAR TROUBLE STORY TO GET OUT OF GOING ON THE CANOE TRIP. 1144 01:14:58,261 --> 01:15:01,665 IF YOU HAD TOLD ME YOU HAD A REAL ACCIDENT, I WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN SO UPSET. 1145 01:15:01,698 --> 01:15:04,968 SORRY. I TRIED TO DO THE RIGHT THING. 1146 01:15:05,001 --> 01:15:08,371 HEY, CHET, I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME. 1147 01:15:08,404 --> 01:15:11,307 DON'T ASK A LOT OF QUESTIONS, BUT SOME GUYS FOLLOWED ME UP HERE. 1148 01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:13,309 THEY'RE SORT OF AFTER ME. 1149 01:15:13,342 --> 01:15:15,211 WHAT DO YOU MEAN "AFTER YOU" ? 1150 01:15:15,244 --> 01:15:18,481 I SENT A MAN TO PRISON FOR 50 YEARS, AND HIS SON'S A LITTLE UPSET ABOUT IT. 1151 01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:21,651 ALL RIGHT. WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO ? 1152 01:15:21,685 --> 01:15:25,655 YOU AND THE BOYS HEAD BACK DOWN TO THE RANGER STATION TO TRY TO GET HELP. 1153 01:15:25,689 --> 01:15:29,358 I'LL LEAD THEM FURTHER UP THE MOUNTAIN 'TIL YOU GET BACK. 1154 01:15:29,392 --> 01:15:33,329 I DON'T KNOW, JACK. WE COULD STAY HERE; WE COULD HELP. 1155 01:15:33,362 --> 01:15:36,332 I MUST CONCUR WITH SILENT THUNDER ON THAT POINT, JACK. 1156 01:15:36,365 --> 01:15:39,168 THERE ARE EIGHT OF US. THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING WE CAN DO. 1157 01:15:39,202 --> 01:15:41,504 I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU GUYS. 1158 01:15:41,537 --> 01:15:44,240 BUT THEY'RE AFTER ME, NOT ANY OF YOU. IT'S TOO DANGEROUS TO STAY TOGETHER. 1159 01:15:44,273 --> 01:15:46,242 BETTER WE SPLIT UP. 1160 01:15:46,275 --> 01:15:49,178 ALL RIGHT. WE'LL GET BACK AS QUICK AS WE CAN. 1161 01:15:49,212 --> 01:15:51,615 LITTLE GUIDES, LET'S MOVE OUT ! MOVE OUT ! COME ON ! 1162 01:15:51,648 --> 01:15:55,118 THAT MEANS YOU TOO, BEN. NO WAY. I'M STAYING HERE WITH YOU. 1163 01:15:55,151 --> 01:15:58,287 YOU'RE NOT STAYING WITH ME. BUT I CAN HELP ! 1164 01:15:58,321 --> 01:16:02,391 YOU COULD BE MORE HELP BY MAKING SURE THE OTHERS GET DOWN OKAY. 1165 01:16:02,425 --> 01:16:05,729 NOW GO ON, GET OUT OF HERE. I MEAN IT. 1166 01:16:10,133 --> 01:16:13,737 [ Sighs ] BEN. 1167 01:16:13,770 --> 01:16:17,406 THANKS, ANYWAY. I APPRECIATE IT. 1168 01:16:20,777 --> 01:16:23,613 I'LL GO AROUND THIS WAY AND MEET YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE. 1169 01:16:23,647 --> 01:16:27,617 [ Chet ] YEAH. BET YOU WE BEAT YOU THERE ! YOU'RE ON ! 1170 01:16:27,651 --> 01:16:32,055 I GOT YOU NOW, STURGES. MURRAY, TONY, GET READY ! 1171 01:16:32,088 --> 01:16:35,191 THE FUN IS ABOUT TO BEGIN. 1172 01:16:45,301 --> 01:16:48,537 [ Grunting, Groaning ] 1173 01:16:51,841 --> 01:16:54,510 OH ! OHHH ! 1174 01:16:54,543 --> 01:16:58,281 [ Groaning, Panting ] 1175 01:16:58,314 --> 01:17:01,517 [ Timber Crackling ] 1176 01:17:05,822 --> 01:17:09,358 [ Grunts, Groaning ] 1177 01:17:10,526 --> 01:17:13,496 GREAT. JUST WHAT I NEED. 1178 01:17:13,529 --> 01:17:16,700 [ Grunting Continues ] 1179 01:17:18,735 --> 01:17:22,071 [ Footsteps ] 1180 01:17:26,509 --> 01:17:29,412 [ Footsteps Continue ] 1181 01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:36,319 [ Wheezing ] 1182 01:17:46,562 --> 01:17:49,565 - GESUNDHEIT. - BEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? 1183 01:17:49,598 --> 01:17:52,535 I CAME BACK HERE TO HELP YOU. WHAT DO YOU THINK ? 1184 01:17:52,568 --> 01:17:55,204 I DON'T NEED ANY HELP. OH, REALLY ? 1185 01:17:55,238 --> 01:17:58,141 AND WHAT WERE YOU PLANNING TO DO WHEN THOSE GUYS FOUND YOU ? 1186 01:17:58,174 --> 01:18:00,844 LIE THERE AND PRETEND TO BE SLUG ? 1187 01:18:00,877 --> 01:18:03,847 EXACTLY. NOW GET OUT OF HERE. YOU'RE BLOWING MY COVER. 1188 01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:07,316 [ Grunting ] YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER. 1189 01:18:07,350 --> 01:18:10,319 I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT EVENTUALLY. 1190 01:18:10,353 --> 01:18:12,421 [ Groaning ] 1191 01:18:12,455 --> 01:18:14,858 OH, GEEZ ! 1192 01:18:16,726 --> 01:18:18,661 SO HOW'S THE LEG ? 1193 01:18:18,694 --> 01:18:21,430 EXCEPT FOR THE THROBBING PAIN, IT'S GREAT. 1194 01:18:21,464 --> 01:18:24,700 WELL, THEN WE CAN'T OUTRUN 'EM. 1195 01:18:24,734 --> 01:18:27,170 SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SLOW 'EM UP... 1196 01:18:27,203 --> 01:18:29,405 UNTIL THE OTHERS GET BACK WITH HELP. 1197 01:18:29,438 --> 01:18:32,408 WE WOULDN'T STAND A CHANCE. THESE GUYS ARE HARD KILLERS WITH GUNS. 1198 01:18:32,441 --> 01:18:35,578 SO ? WE'VE GOT BOWS AND ARROWS AND A TOMAHAWK. 1199 01:18:35,611 --> 01:18:38,714 WE'RE GONNA NEED SOMETHING MORE THAN THAT. 1200 01:18:38,748 --> 01:18:42,585 WELL, RED CROW TOLD ME THAT WHEN YOU NEED AN ANSWER... 1201 01:18:42,618 --> 01:18:46,389 JUST LISTEN TO NATURE AND THE ANSWER WILL BE PROVIDED TO YOU. 1202 01:18:46,422 --> 01:18:49,392 HOW DO YOU KNOW HE WASN'T KIDDING YOU AGAIN ? 1203 01:18:49,425 --> 01:18:51,427 TRUST ME. 1204 01:18:52,896 --> 01:18:55,331 OKAY, I'LL LISTEN. 1205 01:18:57,967 --> 01:19:01,537 COULD YOU ASK NATURE TO SPEAK UP ? I CAN'T HEAR A THING. 1206 01:19:01,570 --> 01:19:03,506 SHHH ! 1207 01:19:13,449 --> 01:19:16,152 [ Buzzing ] 1208 01:19:16,185 --> 01:19:19,655 WELL, THANK YOU, RED CROW. [ Laughing ] 1209 01:19:19,688 --> 01:19:22,658 [ Buzzing Continues ] 1210 01:19:42,511 --> 01:19:45,448 ALL RIGHT, SLOW AND EASY. 1211 01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:49,785 HOLD ON, HOLD ON. DON'T GET AWAY FROM ME ! 1212 01:19:49,819 --> 01:19:52,521 [ Buzzing Continues ] 1213 01:19:58,627 --> 01:20:01,464 EASY, BEN. DON'T SHAKE IT. 1214 01:20:04,333 --> 01:20:07,703 [ Bee Dives ] THAT'S GOOD. STEADY, STEADY. 1215 01:20:07,736 --> 01:20:09,973 [ Grunts, Groans ] 1216 01:20:10,006 --> 01:20:12,308 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU ? I SLIPPED. 1217 01:20:12,341 --> 01:20:14,310 MURRAY, GET HIM ON HIS FEET. 1218 01:20:14,343 --> 01:20:16,846 COME ON, TONY, GET UP. GET UP. YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS. 1219 01:20:16,880 --> 01:20:20,716 GET UP. GEEZ ! HEY, YOUR HANDS ARE FILTHY ! DON'T TOUCH THE SUIT. 1220 01:20:40,336 --> 01:20:43,239 YOU GUYS GO THAT WAY. I'M GOIN' THIS WAY. 1221 01:20:45,741 --> 01:20:48,311 THINK THIS GUY KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING ? 1222 01:20:48,344 --> 01:20:50,346 I DON'T KNOW. [ Muttering ] 1223 01:21:01,790 --> 01:21:03,893 LOOK AT THIS SUIT. IT'S FULL OF TWIGS. 1224 01:21:03,927 --> 01:21:06,395 THAT GUY ON FOURTH STREET'S NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO GET 'EM OUT. 1225 01:21:06,429 --> 01:21:09,265 WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT ? I GOT FISH GOOP ALL OVER MY PANTS. 1226 01:21:09,298 --> 01:21:11,567 TONY, I'M TELLING YOU, NEVER CALL ME FOR A JOB LIKE THIS AGAIN. NEVER ! 1227 01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:13,836 DON'T WORRY, I WON'T. WHO NEEDS YOU ? 1228 01:21:13,869 --> 01:21:16,805 AH ! INDIAN STUFF. [ Chuckles ] 1229 01:21:19,308 --> 01:21:21,710 WE GOT HIM. [ Laughing ] 1230 01:21:21,744 --> 01:21:24,080 [ Laughing ] WE GOT HIM. WE GOT HIM. 1231 01:21:24,113 --> 01:21:26,849 OKAY, YOU READY ? 1232 01:21:26,882 --> 01:21:28,952 READY. LET'S DO IT. 1233 01:21:30,619 --> 01:21:33,456 WE GOT HIM. [ Laughing ] 1234 01:21:33,489 --> 01:21:36,459 HEY, HEY ! LOOK AT THIS ! 1235 01:21:36,492 --> 01:21:38,894 HERE'S MORE OF THAT BEADED JUNK. 1236 01:21:38,928 --> 01:21:41,597 THEY GOTTA BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. [ Laughing ] 1237 01:21:41,630 --> 01:21:43,799 [ Ben Whistles ] 1238 01:21:45,501 --> 01:21:47,603 HEY, LOOK. IT'S HIS KID. 1239 01:21:47,636 --> 01:21:50,573 WHAT THE HELL'S HE DOING ? [ Laughs ] 1240 01:21:50,606 --> 01:21:53,442 I THINK HE'S GONNA SHOOT US WITH HIS LITTLE BOW AND ARROW. 1241 01:21:53,476 --> 01:21:56,312 OH, I'M REALLY SCARED. YEAH, MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE COVER. 1242 01:21:56,345 --> 01:21:58,581 [ Both Laughing ] 1243 01:22:08,124 --> 01:22:10,326 BEEHIVE ! BEEHIVE ! 1244 01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:14,630 [ Screaming ] TONY, THEY'RE BITIN' ME ! 1245 01:22:14,663 --> 01:22:17,633 OW ! OUCH ! OW ! TELL THEM TO LEAVE ME ALONE ! 1246 01:22:17,666 --> 01:22:20,636 [ Yelping, Screaming Continue ] 1247 01:22:23,172 --> 01:22:26,142 GOOD SHOT, LITTLE WING. YOU TOO, SQUATTING DOG. 1248 01:22:26,175 --> 01:22:29,145 YOU KNOW, WE REALLY OUGHTA THINK ABOUT CHANGING MY NAME. 1249 01:22:29,178 --> 01:22:32,115 GOOD IDEA. [ Cocks Gun ] 1250 01:22:32,148 --> 01:22:34,050 HOW ABOUT DEAD MEAT ? 1251 01:22:47,630 --> 01:22:50,633 NOT SO TOUGH NOW, ARE YOU, STURGES ? 1252 01:22:50,666 --> 01:22:54,770 HEY, IF YOU WANT TO BEG FOR YOUR LIFE LIKE A LITTLE WORM, 1253 01:22:54,803 --> 01:22:57,506 GO AHEAD ! [ Chuckling ] 1254 01:22:59,142 --> 01:23:02,711 YOU KNOW, JOEY, I HAVE TO SAY I EXPECTED SOMETHING BETTER THAN THIS FROM YOU. 1255 01:23:02,745 --> 01:23:04,113 WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT ? 1256 01:23:04,147 --> 01:23:08,484 OH, COME ON, JOEY. THE OLD SEAL-'EM-UP-IN-AN- ABANDONED-MINE ROUTINE ? 1257 01:23:08,517 --> 01:23:10,519 WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT ? 1258 01:23:10,553 --> 01:23:14,023 IT'S BORING, THAT'S WHAT IT IS. SHOWS A COMPLETE LACK OF IMAGINATION. 1259 01:23:14,057 --> 01:23:17,726 YEAH, RIGHT. AND I SUPPOSE YOU COULD THINK OF SOMETHING BETTER ? 1260 01:23:17,760 --> 01:23:20,496 WITHOUT EVEN TRYING. 1261 01:23:20,529 --> 01:23:23,699 YOU COULD HURL US OFF A CLIFF ONTO SOME JAGGED ROCKS, FOR EXAMPLE. 1262 01:23:23,732 --> 01:23:25,868 THAT'S NOT ANY BETTER. 1263 01:23:25,901 --> 01:23:29,872 YEAH, BUT FIRST YOU COULD DRILL HOLES IN THE BACK OF OUR HEAD WITH A POWER TOOL... 1264 01:23:29,905 --> 01:23:32,708 TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT. 1265 01:23:32,741 --> 01:23:35,044 THAT MAKES IT BETTER. 1266 01:23:35,078 --> 01:23:38,147 OR IF YOU WERE REALLY CLEVER, YOU'D WRAP US UP IN WET RAWHIDE, 1267 01:23:38,181 --> 01:23:41,050 SO WHEN IT DRIED OUT IT'D MASH UP ALL OUR BONES... 1268 01:23:41,084 --> 01:23:45,421 AND SQUEEZE OUR INTERNAL ORGANS OUT THROUGH OUR ORIFICES LIKE A TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE. 1269 01:23:47,756 --> 01:23:50,826 I SAW IT ON AMERICA'S MOST WANTED. 1270 01:23:50,859 --> 01:23:53,762 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, STURGES. THIS KID IS SICK. 1271 01:23:53,796 --> 01:23:56,832 IF I WASN'T GONNA KILL THE TWO OF YOUS, 1272 01:23:56,865 --> 01:24:00,836 I'D SUGGEST YOU GET HIM PSYCHIATRIC HELP IMMEDIATELY. 1273 01:24:00,869 --> 01:24:03,606 TONY, GO AHEAD. LIGHT THE FUSE... 1274 01:24:03,639 --> 01:24:06,775 BEFORE THIS LITTLE DEMENTO GET'S ANY MORE IDEAS. 1275 01:24:09,212 --> 01:24:11,880 [ Snickering ] 1276 01:24:11,914 --> 01:24:15,084 BYE-BYE, STURGES ! 1277 01:24:15,118 --> 01:24:17,186 [ Snickering Continues ] 1278 01:24:17,220 --> 01:24:19,688 BYE-BYE, KID ! 1279 01:24:19,722 --> 01:24:22,125 JACK, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ? 1280 01:24:22,158 --> 01:24:24,760 DON'T WORRY, BEN. IT'LL BE OKAY. 1281 01:24:24,793 --> 01:24:27,730 [ Mobsters Continue Laughing ] 1282 01:24:45,614 --> 01:24:48,117 SHOO, SHOO ! 1283 01:24:48,151 --> 01:24:52,121 BLAH ! BLAH ! BLAH ! 1284 01:24:52,155 --> 01:24:55,991 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ? CHARADES ? 1285 01:24:58,294 --> 01:25:00,563 HE SAYS, THROW DOWN YOUR WEAPONS... 1286 01:25:00,596 --> 01:25:03,632 OR ELSE HE'LL TURN YOU INTO LARGE, STUPID-LOOKING PIN CUSHIONS. 1287 01:25:03,666 --> 01:25:06,302 ACTUALLY, HE DIDN'T SAY "STUPID-LOOKING." I ADDED THAT. 1288 01:25:06,335 --> 01:25:09,638 YEAH, RIGHT. LIKE I'M REALLY GONNA SURRENDER... 1289 01:25:09,672 --> 01:25:12,908 TO ONE SCREWBALL WITH A BOW AND ARROW. 1290 01:25:12,941 --> 01:25:15,644 MURRAY, PUT A BULLET IN HIS HEAD. 1291 01:25:15,678 --> 01:25:20,283 EXCUSE ME, THERE. POINT OF ORDER. 1292 01:25:20,316 --> 01:25:24,853 I BELIEVE IT IS ILLEGAL TO POSSESS FIREARMS IN A STATE PARK. 1293 01:25:26,155 --> 01:25:28,591 AS A DULY AUTHORIZED REPRESENTATIVE... 1294 01:25:28,624 --> 01:25:31,860 OF THE DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES, A STATE AGENCY, 1295 01:25:31,894 --> 01:25:34,163 I'M GONNA HAVE TO CONFISCATE THOSE WEAPONS. 1296 01:25:34,197 --> 01:25:38,000 OH, NOW THERE'S TWO OF THEM. I'M REALLY SCARED. 1297 01:25:38,033 --> 01:25:40,869 MAKE THAT THREE ! 1298 01:25:40,903 --> 01:25:42,871 FOUR ! 1299 01:25:42,905 --> 01:25:44,873 FIVE ! 1300 01:25:44,907 --> 01:25:46,875 SIX ! 1301 01:25:46,909 --> 01:25:49,978 WE'RE SURROUNDED. WHAT DO WE DO NOW, JOEY ? 1302 01:25:50,012 --> 01:25:52,681 THEY GOT LITTLE BOWS AND ARROWS. YOU GOT GUNS. 1303 01:25:52,715 --> 01:25:55,618 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU DO ? SHOOT THEM ! 1304 01:25:55,651 --> 01:25:57,820 OKAY, GUIDES, LET 'EM HAVE IT ! 1305 01:25:59,322 --> 01:26:01,990 [ Gasps ] 1306 01:26:02,024 --> 01:26:05,894 GERONIMO ! 1307 01:26:05,928 --> 01:26:08,864 [ Grunts, Groaning ] 1308 01:26:08,897 --> 01:26:11,867 OKAY, THAT'S IT. NO MORE PLAYIN' AROUND. 1309 01:26:11,900 --> 01:26:14,303 I DON'T THINK SO, JOEY. [ Grunts ] 1310 01:26:14,337 --> 01:26:18,707 RED, HERE'S ANOTHER PIECE OF GARBAGE YOU CAN ADD TO THE PILE. 1311 01:26:18,741 --> 01:26:22,878 SURE THING, SQUATTING DOG. OKAY, DIRTBAGS, ON YOUR FEET. 1312 01:26:22,911 --> 01:26:25,314 REMEMBER, NO SMART STUFF. I GOT THE GUN. 1313 01:26:25,348 --> 01:26:28,351 COME ON, GET UP ! COME ON, GET UP, GET UP, GET UP, GET UP. 1314 01:26:30,353 --> 01:26:32,688 - WOW ! - GET UP, GET UP. 1315 01:26:32,721 --> 01:26:34,723 YOU GUYS OKAY ? 1316 01:26:34,757 --> 01:26:37,660 COULDN'T BE BETTER, CHET. THANKS FOR COMING BACK. 1317 01:26:37,693 --> 01:26:41,364 HEY, WE'RE INDIAN GUIDES, AND INDIAN GUIDES STICK TOGETHER. 1318 01:26:41,397 --> 01:26:43,366 THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT. 1319 01:26:43,399 --> 01:26:46,835 BESIDES, IF WE'D TRIED TO GET TO THAT RANGER STATION, 1320 01:26:46,869 --> 01:26:49,805 WE WOULD'VE GOT LOST IN ABOUT EIGHT SECONDS. [ Chuckles ] 1321 01:26:58,947 --> 01:27:01,284 THANKS, LLOYD. THAT WAS A GREAT SHOT. 1322 01:27:03,719 --> 01:27:06,622 [ Whistling ] 1323 01:27:06,655 --> 01:27:11,126 YOU KNOW, BEN, THOSE ARE THE WEIRDEST BUNCH OF GUYS I EVER MET. 1324 01:27:11,159 --> 01:27:13,862 BUT I LIKE 'EM. 1325 01:27:13,896 --> 01:27:15,931 YEAH, THEY'RE DEFINITELY UNUSUAL. 1326 01:27:15,964 --> 01:27:18,100 BUT WHO WANTS NORMAL ANYWAY, RIGHT ? 1327 01:27:20,969 --> 01:27:25,040 BEN, UH, I WANTED TO THANK YOU, TOO, FOR COMING BACK. 1328 01:27:25,073 --> 01:27:27,109 IT WAS A VERY BRAVE THING TO DO. 1329 01:27:27,142 --> 01:27:29,812 WELL, I COULDN'T JUST LET 'EM KILL YOU. 1330 01:27:31,280 --> 01:27:36,251 AFTER ALL, I THINK MY MOM WANTS TO KEEP YOU AROUND FOR A WHILE. 1331 01:27:36,285 --> 01:27:40,255 AND... WELL... 1332 01:27:40,289 --> 01:27:42,925 I GUESS I DO TOO. 1333 01:27:46,094 --> 01:27:48,163 LET'S GO HOME. 1334 01:27:50,999 --> 01:27:55,103 SO, BEN, NOW THAT WE'RE BUDDIES, IS IT OKAY IF I MARRY YOUR MOM ? 1335 01:27:55,137 --> 01:27:57,239 WELL, I DON'T KNOW, JACK. 1336 01:27:57,272 --> 01:28:00,343 THERE ARE A FEW THINGS I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOU FIRST. 1337 01:28:03,278 --> 01:28:05,314 IS THAT ALL YOU MAKE ? 1338 01:28:05,348 --> 01:28:07,816 IT'S NOT EXACTLY MINIMUM WAGE, BEN. 1339 01:28:07,850 --> 01:28:11,186 BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOME BIG SHOT ATTORNEY FOR THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. 1340 01:28:11,219 --> 01:28:14,323 WELL, WHAT THEY DON'T PAY IN SALARY, THEY MAKE UP FOR IN BENEFITS. 1341 01:28:14,357 --> 01:28:17,092 WHICH, BY THE WAY, WILL COME IN VERY HANDY... 1342 01:28:17,125 --> 01:28:20,262 WHEN THEY REPLACE ALL THE TEETH I'M GONNA KNOCK OUT OF YOUR LITTLE HEAD. 1343 01:28:20,295 --> 01:28:23,031 ANY BAD HABITS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ? 1344 01:28:23,065 --> 01:28:26,034 LET'S SEE. I DRINK MILK STRAIGHT FROM THE CARTON. 1345 01:28:26,068 --> 01:28:30,706 SOMETIMES I USE A SPOON... AND PUT IT RIGHT BACK IN THE DRAWER. 1346 01:28:30,739 --> 01:28:35,043 ANY CHANCE YOU MIGHT TURN INTO A SERIAL KILLER AND START BOILING OUR HEADS IN ACID ? 1347 01:28:35,077 --> 01:28:38,347 DON'T BE SILLY. I HAVEN'T DONE THAT IN YEARS. 1348 01:28:39,882 --> 01:28:43,285 [ Sighs ] SO... DO I PASS THE TEST ? 1349 01:28:43,318 --> 01:28:45,354 YOU'LL DO, I GUESS. 1350 01:28:45,388 --> 01:28:47,790 DO YOU MIND IF I TELL YOUR MOTHER THE GOOD NEWS ? 1351 01:28:47,823 --> 01:28:50,058 YEAH, SURE. GO AHEAD. 1352 01:28:52,895 --> 01:28:55,731 OH, BY THE WAY, THAT THING ABOUT BOILING HEADS ? 1353 01:28:55,764 --> 01:28:57,733 I LIED. 1354 01:28:59,768 --> 01:29:02,405 JACK ! WHAT ? OKAY, I DIDN'T LIE. 1355 01:29:02,438 --> 01:29:05,374 NO, NO, COME HERE. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE. 1356 01:29:09,412 --> 01:29:12,381 HUH. IT'S A CIRCLE. 1357 01:29:15,851 --> 01:29:17,820 SANDY ! MOM ! 1358 01:29:17,853 --> 01:29:19,888 WHAT'S THE MATTER ? 1359 01:29:19,922 --> 01:29:22,891 COME HERE. LOOK WHAT JACK DID. 1360 01:29:32,968 --> 01:29:36,805 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ! IT'S DONE. 1361 01:29:41,910 --> 01:29:45,247 ** [ Man Chanting ] 1362 01:29:45,280 --> 01:29:55,090 ** 1363 01:29:55,123 --> 01:29:57,392 * LOVE 1364 01:29:57,426 --> 01:30:01,363 [ Ben Narrating ] AS YOU PROBABLY ALREADY FIGURED OUT, 1365 01:30:01,396 --> 01:30:04,099 * DEVOTION I LET JACK MARRY MY MOTHER. 1366 01:30:04,132 --> 01:30:06,368 IT SEEMED ONLY FAIR AFTER WHAT I PUT HIM THROUGH. 1367 01:30:06,401 --> 01:30:09,104 * FEELING 1368 01:30:09,137 --> 01:30:11,440 JACK AND I STILL GO TO INDIAN GUIDES. 1369 01:30:11,474 --> 01:30:14,076 * EMOTION LAST WEEK, WE MADE HIM OUR NEW CHIEF. 1370 01:30:14,109 --> 01:30:17,279 NEXT WEEK, WE'RE MAKING REINDEER OUT OF CLOTHESPINS. 1371 01:30:17,312 --> 01:30:21,617 * DON'T BE AFRAID TO BE WEAK MR. SWEENEY IS STILL A PERFECTIONIST. 1372 01:30:21,650 --> 01:30:24,453 * DON'T BE TOO PROUD THE INDIAN GUIDES JUST CAME UP WITH A NEW HANDBOOK, 1373 01:30:24,487 --> 01:30:27,456 * TO BE STRONG SO HE'S BUSY MEMORIZING THAT ONE NOW. 1374 01:30:27,490 --> 01:30:30,459 HE SAYS HE'S ALREADY FOUND TWO TYPOS. 1375 01:30:30,493 --> 01:30:33,462 * JUST LOOK INTO YOUR HEART MY FRIEND * 1376 01:30:33,496 --> 01:30:37,332 * THAT WILL BE THE RETURN TO YOURSELF * 1377 01:30:37,365 --> 01:30:39,902 * THE RETURN TO INNOCENCE 1378 01:30:39,935 --> 01:30:42,971 ** [ Chanting Continues ] MR. SMALL STILL DOESN'T TALK. 1379 01:30:43,005 --> 01:30:45,140 I HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT WHY YET. 1380 01:30:45,173 --> 01:30:47,442 BUT WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, DARRYL WAS RIGHT. 1381 01:30:47,476 --> 01:30:50,245 WHO NEEDS WORDS ANYWAY ? 1382 01:30:50,278 --> 01:30:53,181 ** [ Chanting Continues ] 1383 01:30:53,215 --> 01:30:59,254 ** 1384 01:30:59,287 --> 01:31:01,456 * THE RETURN TO INNOCENCE 1385 01:31:01,490 --> 01:31:04,627 * AND IF YOU WANT THEN START TO LAUGH * 1386 01:31:04,660 --> 01:31:07,029 * IF YOU MUST THEN START TO CRY * 1387 01:31:07,062 --> 01:31:09,498 * BE YOURSELF, DON'T HIDE 1388 01:31:09,532 --> 01:31:12,501 * JUST BELIEVE IN DESTINY 1389 01:31:12,535 --> 01:31:15,203 * DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE SAY 1390 01:31:15,237 --> 01:31:19,174 * JUST FOLLOW YOUR OWN WAY MR. BRONSKI STILL ACTS LIKE A BIG KID MOST OF THE TIME. 1391 01:31:19,207 --> 01:31:21,510 ** [ Singing Continues ] BUT I GUESS JUST BECAUSE YOU GROW UP... 1392 01:31:21,544 --> 01:31:24,046 THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO STOP HAVING FUN. 1393 01:31:24,079 --> 01:31:28,984 ** [ Chanting Continues ] NORMAN STILL GETS STUFFED INTO HIS LOCKER ALMOST EVERY DAY. 1394 01:31:29,017 --> 01:31:32,487 BUT WITH ME AROUND, AT LEAST NOW HE HAS SOME COMPANY. 1395 01:31:39,528 --> 01:31:42,497 MONROE IS FINALLY BEGINNING TO COME AROUND. 1396 01:31:42,531 --> 01:31:45,968 HE SAYS HE'S EVEN THINKING ABOUT JOINING THE INDIAN GUIDES, 1397 01:31:46,001 --> 01:31:49,204 AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T HAVE TO SLEEP OUTSIDE ON THE GROUND. 1398 01:31:49,237 --> 01:31:53,241 ** 1399 01:31:53,275 --> 01:31:57,546 IF YOU HAD TOLD ME TWO MONTHS AGO I'D ACTUALLY ENJOY BEING AN INDIAN GUIDE, 1400 01:31:57,580 --> 01:32:00,215 I'D HAVE TO SAY YOU WERE CRAZY. 1401 01:32:00,248 --> 01:32:03,151 BUT IT'S FUNNY THE WAY THINGS TURN OUT. 1402 01:32:03,185 --> 01:32:06,989 [ Woman Reciting ] THAT'S THE RETURN TO YOURSELF, THE RETURN TO INNOCENCE. 1403 01:32:07,022 --> 01:32:11,960 [ Ben Narrating ] AND MY MOM, WELL, I NEVER SAW HER SO HAPPY. 1404 01:32:25,440 --> 01:32:28,944 I'LL TELL YOU, ONE THING'S FOR SURE. 1405 01:32:28,977 --> 01:32:32,180 JACK'S A REALLY LUCKY GUY. 1406 01:32:32,214 --> 01:32:35,050 BUT THEN AGAIN, SO AM I. 1407 01:32:35,083 --> 01:32:38,420 ** [ Chanting Continues ] 1408 01:32:38,453 --> 01:32:47,262 ** 1409 01:32:47,295 --> 01:32:50,633 I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU WE ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER, * THE RETURN TO INNOCENCE 1410 01:32:50,666 --> 01:32:54,036 BUT IT'S TOO SOON TO TELL. * IF YOU WANT THEN START TO LAUGH * 1411 01:32:54,069 --> 01:32:56,972 * IF YOU MUST THEN START TO CRY * 1412 01:32:57,005 --> 01:32:59,407 * BE YOURSELF, DON'T HIDE 1413 01:32:59,441 --> 01:33:02,778 * JUST BELIEVE IN DESTINY 1414 01:33:02,811 --> 01:33:05,748 * DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE SAY I GUESS THE LESSON TO BE LEARNED FROM ALL OF THIS... 1415 01:33:05,781 --> 01:33:08,383 * JUST FOLLOW YOUR OWN WAY IS THAT SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO TRUST PEOPLE... 1416 01:33:08,416 --> 01:33:10,385 * DON'T GIVE UP AND USE THE CHANCE * AND HOPE EVERYTHING WORKS OUT. 1417 01:33:10,418 --> 01:33:14,122 * TO RETURN TO INNOCENCE I MEAN, AFTER ALL, 1418 01:33:14,156 --> 01:33:17,626 ** [ Chanting Continues ] NOTHING'S PERFECT, IS IT ? 1419 01:33:17,660 --> 01:33:26,669 ** 1420 01:33:56,364 --> 01:33:59,334 ** [ Piano ] 1421 01:33:59,367 --> 01:34:09,211 **